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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 05:40 PM
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This wife gently tells her husband that she is not satisfied with his lovemaking skills.
The husband, previously thinking he was a great lover, storms out of the house and down to his favorite watering hole.

As he sat there drinking, he relayed his story to the bartender.

The bartender pondered the husband's dilemma for a moment and said...

"Hey pal, look at the bright side, at least you're not that Robert Gibbs guy".

The husband looked at the bartender and said "You know, You're right!" Then they both laughed hysterically.
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 05:42 PM
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1. Always love a happy ending.
:)
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 05:53 PM
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2. That's why we need a men's group on DU.
To sit around the waterhole going 'Arrrr Arrrr Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!'

"I'm Gibbs, Robert Gibbs. You may call me Robby! Wanna have a beer?"
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 06:09 PM
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3. I don't get the BeeGee's reference.
:wtf:

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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 09:07 PM
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5. Whoaaa - Robert was a BeeGee??? was he the one on the left?
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Common Sense Party Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 06:11 PM
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4. I've heard that like a Brazilian times.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 09:14 PM
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6. Robert Gibbs walks into a bar
and blames the door for swinging to the left.

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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 10:12 PM
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7. (snort)... ... ... ... ... (scratch)... ... ... ... ... (fart)... ... ... ... ...
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How 'bout dem Gibbs?
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