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SwampG8r Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 01:54 PM
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I am the Aqua Buddah ...
place your bongs at my shore and worship me.
and you better bring bongs people or i will be displeased.
just look through history and legend and see what previous gods did

well
i am even more powerfuller than them
bunch of pikers!
so lets recap
i am divine and you all need to bring me bongs
and i mean loaded bongs this time
or i will unleash a torrent of attack clams from my watery realm
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EOTE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 01:55 PM
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1. Do chipped bongs loaded with stale bong water count?
Cuz I gots one of those.
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walldude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 01:59 PM
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5. You could at least change the water ya lazy stoner...
and an Efferdent tablet cleans that sucker real nice ;)
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EOTE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 02:04 PM
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10. It's been relegated to an ornament now.
The water just gives it character. It took me many years to realize that getting high and passing around a big, expensive, top-heavy, glass object is probably not the best combination.
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Uncle Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 01:56 PM
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2. Here, have a tube sock stimulus package instead.
Edited on Wed Aug-11-10 01:56 PM by Uncle Joe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh-Q8ru3oVc

Thanks for the thread, Swamp.
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SwampG8r Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 01:58 PM
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4. you wont be all" no bong for you swampg8r"when
when those clams start nibbling
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leftofcool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 01:58 PM
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3. No yer not because I smoked all of you in the 60's......
oh wait......shit, I can't remember what I smoked in the 60's
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47of74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 01:59 PM
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6. Willie hears ya...


Willie don't care!
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 01:59 PM
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7. "And we are your worshipful RepubliBagliCons." - RepubliBagliCons (R)
Edited on Wed Aug-11-10 02:01 PM by SpiralHawk
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BridgeTheGap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 01:59 PM
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8. I'm an agnostic. Stop bothering me. n.t
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SwampG8r Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 02:03 PM
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9. the clams wont ask
your beliefs
they will just nibble nibble nibble
ever been clambit? its not pretty
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griffi94 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 02:12 PM
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11. i was an athiest
until i read of your terrible impending fury.

but i don't have a bong...could i just give money..
oh wait i don't have any money...how a bout a ham sandwich...with lettuce and provelone...and a pickle spear...now i'm all hungry....goin to lunch now...what was it you wanted again.
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 02:41 PM
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12. I would have thought that you would be back in the bayous
In the dank waters.

-Hoot
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