I am the Aqua Buddah ...

[SwampG8r]

place your bongs at my shore and worship me.
and you better bring bongs people or i will be displeased.
just look through history and legend and see what previous gods did

well
i am even more powerfuller than them
bunch of pikers!
so lets recap
i am divine and you all need to bring me bongs
and i mean loaded bongs this time
or i will unleash a torrent of attack clams from my watery realm

[EOTE]

1. Do chipped bongs loaded with stale bong water count?

Cuz I gots one of those.

[walldude]

5. You could at least change the water ya lazy stoner...

and an Efferdent tablet cleans that sucker real nice

[EOTE]

10. It's been relegated to an ornament now.

The water just gives it character. It took me many years to realize that getting high and passing around a big, expensive, top-heavy, glass object is probably not the best combination.

[Uncle Joe]

2. Here, have a tube sock stimulus package instead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh-Q8ru3oVc

Thanks for the thread, Swamp.

[SwampG8r]

4. you wont be all" no bong for you swampg8r"when

when those clams start nibbling

[leftofcool]

3. No yer not because I smoked all of you in the 60's......

oh wait......shit, I can't remember what I smoked in the 60's

[47of74]

6. Willie hears ya...

Willie don't care!

[SpiralHawk]

7. "And we are your worshipful RepubliBagliCons." - RepubliBagliCons (R)

[BridgeTheGap]

8. I'm an agnostic. Stop bothering me. n.t

[SwampG8r]

9. the clams wont ask

your beliefs
they will just nibble nibble nibble
ever been clambit? its not pretty

[griffi94]

11. i was an athiest

until i read of your terrible impending fury.

but i don't have a bong...could i just give money..
oh wait i don't have any money...how a bout a ham sandwich...with lettuce and provelone...and a pickle spear...now i'm all hungry....goin to lunch now...what was it you wanted again.

[hootinholler]

12. I would have thought that you would be back in the bayous

In the dank waters.

-Hoot