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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-10 01:24 PM
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I am a very lucky man. As every woman should be, my wife is barefoot (again) and
pursuing her heart's delight. In the case of Heid, delight is writing/typing. Oh, the clickety-clack of it all.

And how many pairs of turquoise-and-pink polka-dotted socks does she even have? (I honestly don't know, because laundry is not a documentary photographer's domain. :D )

Respectfully submitted,

Call Me Wesley,



Husband and resident documentarian.
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Tobin S. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-10 01:31 PM
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1. If she's pregnant and in the kitchen you've got it made
Personally, I need to go barefoot for a little bit and let these dogs air out. Things can develop an odor sometimes out here on the road.
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-10 01:47 PM
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2. LOL!
I'm sure she's right there with you. Except for the 'odor' part. Truckers feet, eh? :rofl:

Did you meet someone in Seattle? :hi:
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Tobin S. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-10 01:55 PM
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3. Nobody has taken me up on my offer yet
You'd figure being in Seattle and offering people free coffee would be like offering a starving man food, but so far nothing doing. Maybe they heard about truckers' feet and are just to polite to tell me the real reason they won't meet up with me. :scared:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-10 02:04 PM
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4. It's their loss.
You sure it isn't the bib overall? :rofl:

Nah, as I said, it's their loss. If you ever come trucking here, you not only can have free coffee here but go barefoot along with Heidi. ;)
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Tobin S. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-10 02:16 PM
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10. Be afraid.....be very afraid
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-10 02:24 PM
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14. :swoon:
Edited on Tue Jul-27-10 02:25 PM by Heidi
Nice! I had some very cool Dickies that I wore down to the threads in college. LOVED 'em! :thumbsup:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-10 02:06 PM
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5. Also except for the "pregnant" part.
Dear lord.
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Tobin S. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-10 02:16 PM
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9. Yeeeehaaaw!
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-10 02:18 PM
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11. Those are some big shoes, and we all know what THAT means!
Ambition! :rofl:
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Tobin S. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-10 02:19 PM
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12. Damn straight. I at least have have to give the impression.
;)
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-10 03:27 PM
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17. For some reason, the word 'waft' reared up n' smacked me right in the kisser...
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.
.
...but I think Uncle Frank said it best...
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In the dark
Where all the fevers grow
Under the water
(water)
Where the shark bubbles blow
In the mornin'
(mornin')
By yer radio
(radio!)
Do the walls close in t'suffocate ya
You ain't got no friends . . .
An' all the others: they hate ya
Does the life you been leadin' gotta go?
Well, let me straighten you out
About a little russian restaurant I know . . .
(get yer shoes n' socks on people, it's right around the corner!)

Out through the night
And the whisperin' breezes
To the place where they keep
The imaginary diseases

Out through the night
And the whisperin' breezes
To the place where they keep
The imaginary diseases . . .

Now scientists call this disease bromidrosis
(that's right!)
And well they should
Even Napoleon knows that
But us regular folks
Who might wear a tennis shoe
Or an occasional python boot
Know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of:
Stink foot

Yknow, my python boot is too tight
I couldn't get it off last night
A week went by, and now it's july
I finally got it off
And my girl-friend cry
You got stink foot! Stink foot, darlin
Your stink foot puts a hurt on my nose!
Stink foot! Stink foot! I aint lyin,
Can you rinse it off, d'you suppose?

Here fido . . . fido . . .
Here fido . . . bring the slippers little puppy
Yes, that's a good dog! yes!
Arf, arf, arf!

Sick . . .

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.
.
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At least ONE dog needs some air now!!!!
.
.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-10 02:09 PM
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6. You should make a youtube video displaying Heidi's many socks!
You know, like the one you made for your typewriter collection? With maybe disco music playing in the background? That would be really grand, CMW!

:rofl:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-10 02:12 PM
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7. Oh, aren't YOU just a fountain of inspiration!
Cut it out!!! :rofl:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-10 02:14 PM
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8. I got a warning from youtube for including the disco music ...
I won't dare to upset the sock company and infringe their copyright! :hide:
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-10 02:20 PM
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13. What does Heidi think of your beloved wife Heid?
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-10 02:26 PM
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15. Hey, that's just what we call each other in private. ;)
She calls me Wesle. Really.

Uh, edit time expired. :scared:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-10 02:26 PM
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16. I think he types like an especially unfortunate
(former) shop teacher. :rofl:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-10 06:00 PM
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18. My dear Call Me Wesley!
I think you've gone to bed, but that's OK...you'll see this tomorrow, when you wake up, lol!

I think it's great that Heidi is barefoot! And for when she wants socks, polka-dotted ones are the best!

You both are too cool, and we are lucky to have you around... ;)

:hug:
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-10 06:03 PM
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19. I only have gray socks, just gray.
I need more but they are hard to find.

Nice typewritter.
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