Ensure that you will be strip-searched at the airport

[pokerfan]

A funny thing happened while we were researching our latest complete and updated list of airports with full-body scanners; we stumbled across one of the newest travel products on the market, and arguably one of the most creative:

http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2010/07/25/flying-pasties-attempt-to-hide-your-nakedness-from-full-body-scanners/">FlyingPasties Hide Your Nakedness from Full-Body Scanners

[struggle4progress]

1. Whenever I want to be strip searched at the airport, I always just sing that old

Commander Cody song real loud

... I was livin up in Detroit, jus me an my lil wife
I could do anything if I wanted to. But I got no ambition in life
I'm tired of sniffin glue. I wanna breathe that Suthun breeze
I'm gonna hijack one a them big jet planes! I'm goin back to Tennessee! ...

[Mopar151]

2. Followin orders from the Old Commander will do that for ya

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETQUM1QnTtU

"sittin on a bench, down in the park
talkin to myself, alone in the dark"