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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 12:45 PM
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Why haven't any of you useless twits come over and help me write this SQL query?
:grr:
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Tobin S. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 01:01 PM
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1. I work for nachos and beer
Otherwise, you can forget about it.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 01:03 PM
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2. Can you link it to AutoCAD??
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abq e streeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 01:05 PM
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3. Because I'm a useless twit ( although prefer to think of myself as more of a bumbling doofus)
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 01:06 PM
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4. I'm enjoying this nice watermelon too much.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 01:20 PM
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6. I can actually look at photos of watermelon. It's not like it's kryptonite to me
:eyes:
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 01:26 PM
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8. How can you look at that and not want to sink your teeth into it?
:P:
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Eyerish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 01:07 PM
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5. I consider myself more of an "upper class twit"....
Thank you very much
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 01:25 PM
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7. SELECT *
What else do you need to know?
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 01:32 PM
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9. becasue you have not offered to pay me to do so
for the right amount of compensation, i would write your sql statement, test the program, and then take you out for ribs and beer.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 02:13 PM
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10. How much just for the Ribs & beer
screw the SQL
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 03:00 PM
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12. would not charge just for beer and ribs
as long as it is quality beer, decent ribs, and quality company
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SunnySong Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 02:34 PM
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11. Did you try just unplugging it and plugging it back in...
If that doesn't work just push the magic help button next to the penguin.
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HipChick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 03:16 PM
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13. Use a SQL generator...
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 03:19 PM
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14. I'm a doctor, not a programmer.
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Old Troop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 07:18 PM
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15. Ha! That restraining order doesn't seem like such a good idea now, does it?
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 07:28 PM
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16. I get a little ANSI with SQL
Very little, in fact.

And you should've asked people to join you in writing some SQL. :rofl:
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 08:52 PM
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17. I'm sorry - your query is valid but no records were returned.
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