Why haven't any of you useless twits come over and help me write this SQL query?

[LynneSin]

[Tobin S.]

1. I work for nachos and beer

Otherwise, you can forget about it.

[madinmaryland]

2. Can you link it to AutoCAD??

[abq e streeter]

3. Because I'm a useless twit ( although prefer to think of myself as more of a bumbling doofus)

[BurtWorm]

4. I'm enjoying this nice watermelon too much.

[LynneSin]

6. I can actually look at photos of watermelon. It's not like it's kryptonite to me

[BurtWorm]

8. How can you look at that and not want to sink your teeth into it?

:

[Eyerish]

5. I consider myself more of an "upper class twit"....

Thank you very much

[Yavin4]

7. SELECT *

What else do you need to know?

[Beer Snob-50]

9. becasue you have not offered to pay me to do so

for the right amount of compensation, i would write your sql statement, test the program, and then take you out for ribs and beer.

[LynneSin]

10. How much just for the Ribs & beer

screw the SQL

[Beer Snob-50]

12. would not charge just for beer and ribs

as long as it is quality beer, decent ribs, and quality company

[SunnySong]

11. Did you try just unplugging it and plugging it back in...

If that doesn't work just push the magic help button next to the penguin.

[HipChick]

13. Use a SQL generator...

[edbermac]

14. I'm a doctor, not a programmer.

[Old Troop]

15. Ha! That restraining order doesn't seem like such a good idea now, does it?

[nuxvomica]

16. I get a little ANSI with SQL

Very little, in fact.

And you should've asked people to join you in writing some SQL.

[petronius]

17. I'm sorry - your query is valid but no records were returned.