Cops find naked drunk men covered in mud in woods ..

[madinmaryland]

Police in western New York said two Canadian men attended a church festival and wound up in the woods drunk, naked and covered in mud. State police said troopers found a 22-year-old man from Hamilton, Ontario sitting along a road in the town of Lewiston, just outside Niagara Falls, around 5:45 a.m. Sunday.

Troopers said he was caked in mud. After questioning him, troopers found a 23-year-old man from Hamilton covered in mud and passed out in a ditch nearby.

Police said both men were highly intoxicated.

Troopers say the men had attended the St. John de LaSalle Carnival on Saturday and afterward decided to make it a "Woodstock event" by dancing naked in the woods. Both men were taken to a local hospital where they were treated and released.

Neither man was charged.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2010/06/15/national/a121310D19.DTL&tsp=1#ixzz0qxqQj4OB

It was a "church" festival!! :rofl:

They were "highly intoxicated" Ya think??




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[Inchworm]

1. Wasn't me!

I wasn't even in the same state... geographically speaking of course. ;)

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Well, what other kind of drunk man covered in mud in the woods do they expect?

Sheesh. Some cops just don't get it.

[lunatica]

3. It reminds me of the movie The Hangover

[edbermac]

4. Two naked intoxicated men attending a church festival?

Paging Pastor Ted...we found a few of your parishioners.

[rurallib]

5. sign me up and take me to communion!

[struggle4progress]

6. um ... in my defense i'd like to say

*brrp*

[Generic Brad]

7. They say a good man is hard to find

I think finding a drunk man covered in mud in the woods would be even harder to find, yet those troopers found two! Super sleuths!

[Kaleva]

8. At least they had the sense to not do that during winter.

[Q3JR4]

9. Sounds a bit kinky. n/t

Q3JR4.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

10. Is it "naked" if you're covered in mud?

Or just a fashion statement?

:hi:

[HopeHoops]

11. I was the one holding the salad shooter!

:woohoo:

[racaulk]

12. Damn it! Why don't I ever get invitied to THESE parties?

:rofl:

[snooper2]

13. I've done that before, but was only half naked

and on the side of the guadalupe river...

Nothing like waking up to the first tubers blasting music at 8:30 A.M. :rofl:

[dembotoz]

14. seemed like a good idea at the time....

good thing they did not decide to try to do a belly flop over the falls

[madinmaryland]

15. Heh!