Good God, Mrs R brought home another box of ELBs...

[Redstone]

I'm doomed.

Redstone

[HopeHoops]

1. Is that a brand of rubbers or tampons?

:shrug:

[Redstone]

3. ELBs = Evil Little Bastards...

Frozen microwaveable White Castle Cheeseburgers.

They're like Taco Bell: One of those "food" items that you know are utterly vile and somehow, just WRONG at a fundamental level, but you CANNOT resist eating them.

I suspect there's heroin added in the ingredients somewhere, though they won't admit it.

Redstone

[HopeHoops]

5. E-FUCKING GADS!

QUICK! When she heads for the bathroom, grab them, put them in the litter box and dump the cat litter, cat shit, and White Castle shit into a trash bag. Tell her the expiration date was WAY too old to eat them and then order a pizza for delivery.

GO NOW, MAN! MOVE IT!

On Edit:

Shit, you somehow beat me to the post and already KNEW that pizza was the only way to save your life.

[Redstone]

7. Done. Chicken cacciatore pizza. Damn good, it was, too.

Redstone

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear Redstone!

Well, if you're doomed, first at least tell us what in hell ELB's are!

I have no clue!

And I doubt very much that she means to harm you, sweetie...

:hug:

[Redstone]

4. See my post above. By the way, I'm doing astonishlingly well these days...

Really. New medicine for the pain, and it's working.

Gotta go. Pizza is calling.

Redstone

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. Enjoy your pizza!

I'm so glad to hear the new medication is working!

:hug:

[denbot]

8. I've seen those around my house, are they worth a try?

We had a White Castle in Orange, and as I recall the sliders were 25 cents a piece but other then that I can't remember anything remarkable about them.

BTW How ya doing? :hi: