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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-10 12:23 AM
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I'll tell you what unseen LOST scene would have been a real tearjerker
That nice Dr. Linus realizes what a completely horrible person he was. :cry:

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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-10 12:24 AM
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1. I just wish that he would have gotten rid of that stupid blanket.
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-10 12:30 AM
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2. You obviously missed the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy thread about towels.
Edited on Fri May-28-10 12:46 AM by RandomThoughts
:)

Although I see those things as metaphor




A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.


And.............


It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated. For instance, at the very moment that Arthur Dent said "I wouldn't want to go anywhere without my wonderful towel," a freak wormhole opened up in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried his words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant Galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle. The two opposing leaders, resplendent in their black jewelled battle shorts, were meeting for the last time, when, a dreadful silence fell, and, at that very moment, the words, "I wouldn't want to go anywhere without my wonderful towel" drifted across the conference table. Unfortunately, in their native tongue, this was the most appalling insult imaginable, so the two opposing battle fleets decided to settle their few remaining differences in order to launch a joint attack on our galaxy, now positively identified as the source of the offending remark. For thousands of years the mighty starships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the planet Earth - where, due to a terrible miscalculation of scale, the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog. Those who study the complex interplay of cause and effect in the history of the Universe say that this sort of thing is going on all the time.



Snoopy Happy Dance !!!!!!!!!

Should post the Underdog video agian also.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHej4ZqZDwo



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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-10 10:04 PM
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3. Or when Michael actually confessed to Walt.
Or really, anything with Walt after he was kidnapped.
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