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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 10:29 AM
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Let's be honest here. A mammal, with a duck bill, that lays eggs, and has poisonous claws?
What about that does not scream "most awesome animal ever"?


I'm sorry, if aliens ever invade, they are going to skip trying to communicate with humans and directly go to platypuses. That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 10:31 AM
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1. first squirrels, then narwhals then the platypus
I wonder what animal will become your obsession next?
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 10:38 AM
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2. You notice the natural ascension in that pattern to the perfect being?


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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 10:40 AM
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3. You only got to the second most perfect
You left off THE perfect being
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 10:44 AM
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4. He'd probably go somewhere between the Narwhal and the Platypus. nt
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surrealAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 10:50 AM
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5. Add to that their ability to find their prey by ...
Edited on Thu May-13-10 10:50 AM by surrealAmerican
... detecting its electrical charge, and I don't see how we poor humans could ever compare.
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 10:50 AM
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6. Proof positive that God smoked dope
Assuming one believes in creationism.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 11:13 AM
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7. MY PET NARWHAL'S GONNA KICK PLATY-ASS!!!!
Seriously, Platypus's are cool
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 11:55 AM
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8. It's called platypus because "fucked-up duck beaver thing" just doesn't fit well in...
textbooks. :evilgrin:
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