HOLLYWOOD, CA—The actress from the big hit movie and the musician from the popular band who have been photographed many times together out on the town are getting married, entertainment industry sources reported Monday.
"I love him," the actress, who has been seen sporting a huge diamond engagement ring recently, told reporters while walking down the red carpet. "He's definitely the one."
The wedding, which will take place this summer, is expected to be attended by many equally famous celebrities, and will be photographed by many paparazzi, via helicopter if necessary. Insiders expect the guest list to be a veritable 'who's who' of the rich and famous, including the Hollywood director, the reclusive former star who rarely makes public appearances, and the very handsome actor who used to be on television but is now in movies.
According to sources, the wedding between the actress and the musician will be the most important social event of the season.
"It's going to take place on a tropical island owned by the couple's super-rich friend," said the blonde entertainment reporter. "And her dress will be created by the fashion designer who did all those Oscar gowns."
"Wow," she added.
This will be the second marriage for both celebrities. The musician, who used to be married to the dancer before divorcing amid scandal over an Internet sexual intercourse tape, has recently attended sex addiction rehab and is described as "ready to settle down" by his lawyer, the famous bald one with the wife half his age.
The actress, for her part, is doing her best to put her disastrous first marriage to the actor who does a lot of drugs all the time behind her.
"It's great to finally see her with a guy she deserves," said the actress's close friend and regular makeup artist. "Especially after all the stuff that happened with you-know-who."
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