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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-10-10 06:56 PM
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PLEASE!!!! Tell me where I can get one of THESE!!!!
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-10-10 07:16 PM
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1. Those are in vault 5 on sublevel 22 at ConAgraCorp's "document storage facility" in Provo.
Despite the fact that they've strangled and swallowed
some of the Corporation's best recombinant genetisists,
a small colony is currently maintained, on the grounds
that they're just so darned pretty.

They were developed as an intemediate step toward
the modern "factory chicken", which
currently resembles a 10-foot feathered centipede.

Haven't you noticed that supermarkets have been ofering
ten times more chicken breasts than chicken wings
for the last decade or so?
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-10-10 11:13 PM
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2. I WANT A SLITHERKITTY!!!! n/t
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-10-10 11:25 PM
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3. Is that cute, or what!
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-10-10 11:29 PM
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4. The Island of Dr. Moreau
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-10-10 11:30 PM
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5. Same place you buy these:




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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-10-10 11:32 PM
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6. I have heard it said that cats are related to snakes. I think you have
found the missing link - heh
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-10 12:05 AM
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7. Eeeeek... that is creepy...
cute kitty face notwithstanding...
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-10 12:16 AM
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8. Maybe it's just a regular snake that hasn't finished its dinner
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Duer 157099 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-10 01:36 AM
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9. You think regular cats shed like crazy, just imagine
There'd be lines of fur all over the house, and that doesn't even count when they shed the whole skin.

Yikes.
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-10 02:05 AM
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10. You could make your own
But you likely get arrested.
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