Ezekiel 48:5

[MrCoffee]

Buggre alle this for a Larke. I amme sick to mye Hart of typefettinge. Master Biltonn if no Gentelmann, and Master Scagges noe more than a tighte fisted Southwarke Knobbefticke. I telle you, onne a daye laike thif Ennywone half an oz. of Sense should bee oute in the Sunneshain, ane nott Stucke here alle the liuelong daie inn thif mowldey olde By-Our-Lady Workefhoppe. @*"Æ@;!*

[azmouse]

1. Dude....

[LeftyMom]

2. I was hoping this would be the verse with the yummy bread recipe.

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[Nuclear Unicorn]

3. Who can argue with that?

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[Moondog]

4. " ... authentic frontier gibberish." n/t

[AllenVanAllen]

5. Ezekiel what?

[Dr. Strange]

8. Whoa. Jules Cramer.

[AllenVanAllen]

11. Eraserhead-Jules!

[TZ]

6. Dude I think someone spiked your coffee with "special" sugar ..

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[Shell Beau]

7. I missed that one in Bible Study.

[nomorenomore08]

9. Worthy of James Joyce!

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[Bucky]

10. ""Ephraim will have one portion; it will border the territory of Manasseh from east to west."

"Bloody" is not actually a contraction of "by our Lady", by the way. That's a total folk etymology with no documentation to back it up. "Bloody," it turns out, simply means bloody.