The wit of Tommy Smothers

[SoCalDem]

"George Washington chopped down the cherry tree. When asked about it, he said, ‘I cannot tell a lie, I did it.’ Richard Nixon said, ‘I cannot tell the truth.’ Bill Clinton said, ‘I cannot tell the difference.’ And George W. Bush still can’t find the cherry trees,” ...Tommy Smothers 3/04

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Ya gotta love Tommy...true to himself all these years

[burrowowl]

2. Tommy is still alive!

Great and his brother?

[elperromagico]

4. They both live, though Dick is disappointed in his son,

who is apparently a porn actor.

[elperromagico]

3. Smothers had a theory about clothing and how it indicated

who was in charge of the country. There were those who wore less clothes and those who wore more clothing. For quite some time, he said, the less-ons had been in charge. Now, the more-ons were in charge.

[Nomad559]

5. Smothers Brother's son is porn star

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/18/leisure.smothers.reut/

[DieboldMustDie]

6. It never occurred to me before...

but actually "Dick Smothers" is a pretty good name for a porn star. :evilgrin: