Christina Hendricks beats out Megan Fox for Sexiest Woman

[NewJeffCT]

in Esquire Magazine. Hendricks is certainly sexy...

You decide:

[MilesColtrane]

1. Gimme Big Red any day.

[MrCoffee]

2. RoSafBridge for the win!

Excellent

[NewJeffCT]

27. +1 for just remembering RoSafBridge

That was a great line in a series filled with great lines.

[Yavin4]

3. Christina Has The Kind of Body

That can make a man stupid.

[Iggo]

4. Summed up beautifully.

:applause:

[KG]

10. red hair + big boobs, = my IQ drops to 'drooling idiot'.

[MiddleFingerMom]

12. red hair + big boobs, = my PDQ rises t... ... NO!!!... I AM NOT GOING THERE!!!!

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[LynneSin]

53. Are we talking Tea bagging level of IQ?

just curious

[goldcanyonaz]

5. Christina for the win, she's smokin' HOT!

I'm so sick of looking at skeletons in both print and on screen. I'm hoping this will be a continuing trend both on screen and in print.

[baldguy]

6. Extremely young starlets seem to have a very short half-life

I'd take Mrs. Reynolds any day.

[MilesColtrane]

7. I'm posting some more pictures because.....

.....

Wait....what was I talking about?

[Flaxbee]

8. I think Megan has a prettier face (though they're both lovely)

but Christina has got an absolutely incredible figure.

I'm one of those very-slim women others here tend to dump on, and don't necessarily think all women need to be stacked or "Rubenesque" to be beautiful or attractive. But if I could change my figure for Christina's? I'd do it in a heartbeat. Someone else I'd trade with is Monica Belluci. Wow.

[gmoney]

9. Christina's face isn't symmetrical

That last shot in the flowered dress, not flattering at all. Looks very average there. You can see how much photoshop work they did on her face for the the purple dress shot just above. The shot in the OP, her nose is pointed at the camera, but her face isn't.

Cameron Diaz sort of has the same thing, where the nose points to one side. If the nose is pointing at the camera, she looks amazing.

The shot of Megan in the OP shows that her face (if that's not shopped) is very symmetrical. And I prefer her features and look overall.

I'd say of these two, Megan wins by a nose.

[quakerboy]

18. Megan has stubby thumbs

So what?

[petronius]

11. Esquire got it right, hands down

I finally got around to watching Firefly last week, and when CH showed up I was all :wow: and headed straight to my bunk...

[MrMickeysMom]

13. And, yet... we haven't achieve world peace yet...

Well, damn!

[smalll]

14. No idea who this Hendricks woman is, she seems to have a very AVERAGE-looking face --

there are tons of women out on the street who are a lot prettier than her. So I guess I have to vote for Fox.

[Lorien]

17. Her face isn't what men are generally staring at

and if you honestly look at the faces of women in ANY crowd you'll have to admit that her face is, in fact, well "above average".

[redqueen]

35. That picture looks so bizarre... such tiny arms but thick in the middle.

Frickin weird, man.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

42. Agreed, and I'm wondering what he thinks an attractive face looks like.

[Lorien]

44. Hey, I'd be thrilled to have a face that is that "average looking"!

I'm really glad that she's bringing natural curves back. Hendricks has the hips to match the chest-and we haven't seen that in the media for a LONG time!

[TreasonousBastard]

23. Watch her on Mad Men. She projects...

aomething. I'm not exactly sure what it is but it works.

And it's not all about red hair and big boobs-- it's about mystery.

And about an adult woman. You don't get to see them on TV that often.

[NewJeffCT]

25. she was on Firefly a few times as well

as a rather interesting con woman.

[TreasonousBastard]

29. She was great there, but she's also been on everything from...

ER to Tru Calling. With three movies now being wrapped up.

She has that amazing quality of being smokin' hot but not letting her tits get in the way of her brain.

[Lucian]

15. I agree with Esquire. Too bad she's not a natural redhead.

But oh well. :)

[NewJeffCT]

26. the boobs are real

from what I understand... kind of rare in modern day Hollywood.

[proteus_lives]

16. Hendricks all the way!

Drool!

[AllenVanAllen]

19. Esquire got this one right.

Redheads rule...

[krispos42]

20. Megan Fox has a killer sensuous attitude

As the pic above amply demonstrates. Or the movie "Jennifer's Body". And her hair is spectacular.

I don't think I've seen Ms. Hendricks in anything she's done, although I'll give kudos for any busty redhead. Her face actually looks a little like Angelina Jolie, which I find a little odd... I think it's the way she's smiling in that picture.

[paulsby]

21. i gotta go with fox

although i love me some feisty redheads

[krispos42]

47. I was married to a feisty redhead.

Her second husband will be able to say that in a couple of months as well...


I think we'll both be able to say "it was fun while it lasted", though.

[NewJeffCT]

55. I was married to one as well

though, my ex's hair was not quite that red - it was more auburny. However, she had the big blue eyes & big boobs like Hendricks, though she was only 5'0" on a good day. I think Hendricks is fairly tall - 5'7" or so?

[krispos42]

56. Except for the blue eyes, it could have been my ex's twin

Coppery on top, 5 foot nothing in flats, and on the heavy/busty side with warm brown eyes. :-)

[NewJeffCT]

57. That makes me wonder

if my ex has gotten remarried/divorced since our marriage crashed & burned. Despite being one of the feistiest & most talkative people I've ever met, it was almost like she dropped off the face of the earth about a year after we divorced.

[krispos42]

58. You're better off not hearing from her again, probably.

I envy you, frankly. We have a kid together, so I see her weekly. The first year was the hardest. I'd rather not ever see her again if at all possible, but it's not.

[NewJeffCT]

61. True

I'm thankful we didn't have any kids together... though, we were only together for 1 year of marriage when she filed for divorce, so not much time for that. I'd likely have had to declare bankruptcy if our marriage lasted another year or two.

[JI7]

22. Megan Fox was prettier before the plastic surgery or whatever other work

she had done to her face. she is in her early 20s but starting to look older with the stuff she is doing to her face.

she looks more like this now than she does in that pic you posted

[MilesColtrane]

38. Looks like she got the "Fish Lips Special" done.

[TreasonousBastard]

24. Fox is a cute girl. Hendricks is an ideal woman. What's the question again?

[Deep13]

28. So, when does she turn 13?

Seriously, she looks so young.

[NewJeffCT]

31. Christina Hendricks?

She's in her mid 30s. Fox is in her mid 20s?

[Deep13]

32. Wow! I'm getting old. nt

[NewJeffCT]

30. Hendricks looks 13?

She's like in her mid 30s, I think? Or, Fox, who is in her mid 20s?

[jobycom]

33. So when does the auction begin? How much you guys paying on the hoof here?

:shrug:

[MilesColtrane]

39. The Esquire awards was for Sexiest Woman, not Best Actress, or Best Philosopher.

So we are commenting mainly on their physical appearance.

You've never admired someone's beautiful body?

[jobycom]

46. Not commenting. You are judging their value on their physical appearance.

So again, how much you guys wanna pay for prime beef like that, eh?

[MilesColtrane]

48. "You are judging their value on their physical appearance."

Not quite. I am judging their physical appearance.

The people who write their paychecks judge their value.

[jobycom]

50. No. The people who write their paychecks are just bookkeepers.

Their value is decided by the public's opinion of them. This cut looks fresher than that cut, this heifer has a better haunch muscle, this African slave has better teeth. Step right up, what are you willing to pay for the opportunity to treat them like chattel? Don't worry, they really don't feel a thing, not even those who are rejected because they don't meet the standards, and anyway it's just natural law that they be treated like this. It's in the Bible. Megan Fox has great hips. Pull out a blade, carve yourself off a slice. And if you can't afford her, don't worry, there are samples for poor people, too, spread out at shopping malls and applying for jobs and walking home alone from bars. One way or the other, you can get your piece of the herd.

[MilesColtrane]

51. mmmmkay

have a nice day

[seabeyond]

52. wink

:applause:

[guitar man]

34. Shapely redhead for the win!! nt

[realisticphish]

36. Setting aside looks

quality actress?

or annoying talentless cardboard cutout?

Hendricks ftw without even looking at a pic yet

[Shell Beau]

37. They're both pretty hot.

[NewJeffCT]

40. I wouldn't turn down a roll in the hay with either

not that either one will be offering me one in this lifetime...

[Fire Walk With Me]

41. Priapism.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

43. Hendricks by a mile.

[MajorChode]

59. I'm not even sure why Megan Fox was in the running

It is interesting to note that neither are blondes.

[jmowreader]

45. Just having a massive chest doesn't make you sexy in my book

Christina has very large breasts but I don't think her face is all that special. Megan's prettier...

I would choose Diane Lane, Rachel Ticotin or Sandra Bullock over either of the two in the OP. Rachel's kinda interesting...she's not super pretty but in the roles she gets (women you do NOT want to meet in a dark alley) she looks great.

[NewJeffCT]

49. True

but, Hendricks is more than just a big chest - she's a good actress with good screen presence.

[gatorboy]

54. Christina Hendricks has topped my list ever since her stint on Firefly.

Megan Fox never made the list :P

[klm55500]

60. i agree completely