This lounge is too clean

[Ellen Forradalom]

and the furniture has that new-vinyl smell. We need to break this place in. Matcom, could you put out some cigarettes on the couch and ZombyWoof, could you spill your coffee?

[travisleit01]

1. Oh!...

That kind of clean!

[bowler_4_columbine]

5. Thanks travis!

Thanks travis for the welcome e-mail...

[travisleit01]

18. Sure Bowler!

Welcome :)

[JitterbugPerfume]

2. You heathens use napkins and ash trays

This new furniture was expensive

act civilized or I will tell mom

[KadeCarrion]

9. Don't forget to use coasters!

You damn heathens you! ;-)

[Ellen Forradalom]

3. Just tossed some peanut shells on the floor

and spilled my beer.

[madrchsod]

4. how about

some pot haze and snack wrappers?

[ForrestGump]

6. Well, someone got Vaseline all over this side of this table....

....at least, I think it's Vaseline....

[bowler_4_columbine]

7. I'm sure my cats

Can be talked into fouling the carpets!

:hurts:

[JitterbugPerfume]

8. OK, you guys ASKED for it

MOM !!!! Come here and see what these guys did to your carpet

[Rowdyboy]

10. My God! Were you people...

raised in a barn!...This is absolutely unacceptable...

:beer:

[Ellen Forradalom]

11. I just like that comfy 'lived-in' look

like the old lounge had. There's not much we can do about the knotty pine panelling, but I've already replaced all the overhead flourescent lights with blacklights and Lava lamps, dragged in a couch from the Salvation Army, and put up a few posters of Dem prez candidates. Isn't that much better?

[Capn Sunshine]

12. Who threw away the roaches?????

Damn, that was for EMERGENCIES
where ELSE are we gonna keep em except the flip up ash trays in the bus station couch?
:beer::hippie:

[Bat Boy]

13. I've already started peeing in the corners...

No, seriously. I'm not kidding.

[UTUSN]

16. So Funny - Am Looking for a Movie

where the key tag was, "Ths place is too clean."

It was about Latino gangs, something happened, and the king dude and his couple of lieutenants had to skedaddle into Anglo territory, and they were in this lounge. And the king guy appeared uncomfortable, and his #1 dude, said, "Something wrong?" and the Dude said, "It's TOO CLEAN."

The #2 thing I'm looking for is a short story about the 1919 World Series, where a kid skewered (that's not the right word) the sinner-ballplayer, who picked up his pants leg and revealed MANY scars, for having been SKEWERED hundreds of times.

The #3 thing I'm looking for, is the EXACT quote of Will ROGERS, saying something like, "

[UTUSN]

17. What Was I Doing in "The Lounge"?

Never been here before. I feel so *dirty*. Why did I feel so comfortable?

[jono]

14. Please see the Underpants Poll

as my contribution to the breaking-in-the-lounge cause.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1246&mesg_id=1246&page=

:D

[greatauntoftriplets]

15. I think it is getting broken in as we type.

Slopping around the place to help you out. :hi:

[leftist_rebel1569]

19. well, theres donut crumbs everywhere....

:donut:

[Rowdyboy]

20. Shit!!!...Who spilled salsa?

Dammit, You people have no class...

[madmax]

21. ok who removed the wet paint sign

And I just bought these pants :hi: