NEW DU RULEZ!!!!!!

[LynneSin]

Until you have 1000 posts to your name you are NOT allowed to snark on the band RUSH. You may snark on Rush Limbaugh though.

[MrCoffee]

1. n00bs make Geddy Lee cry

[LynneSin]

2. That calls for a picture of Geddy Lee

[MrCoffee]

5. Nothing calls for that wispy little soul patch

[Dr. Strange]

4. Geddy cries for their souls.

Not yours though. He dreams of the day when he faces you in Celebrity Jeopardy and crushes you.

In fact, I smell a new chapter of Tales of WTFery coming...

[motely36]

3. I have over 1000

and Rush still sucks! (Both of them!)

[yankeepants]

6. Ok, I may be new here but

I'm not sure that you get to just call "New Rulez!!" to protect Rush from nubbie posters.

[av8rdave]

Because certain international treasures warrant protection

Just think of it as good stewardship.

Welcome to DU!

[Dr. Strange]

7. NEW RULE:

No one with under 1000 posts gets to call out a DUer as ancient as LynneSin about her creation of New Rulez!

[LynneSin]

8. I AM NOT THAT OLD

Why do you make baby Geddy Lee cry?

:cry:

[Dr. Strange]

14. I was using "anicent" as a euphemism.

You've been here on the DU three times longer than I have. Ergo, thou art ancient. Quod Erratic Demonstranded.

[Beer Snob-50]

20. was geddy lee born in a manger

with a virgin mother who was impregnated by the holy one robert plant?

just curious

[yankeepants]

10. ooooooo! Sorry didn't know she had a touch of the

D-Men cha cha cha. If yous know what I mean.

New study says its from listening to Rush.

[Dr. Strange]

15. New Rule:

Less than 1000 posts means no quoting studies disparaging the Rush.

So it is written, so it shall be.

[yankeepants]

19. This isn't DU this is CU

Commie Underground

I'm going on a starvation postathon until I get to 1000 and then I will own this thread!!!!!

[LynneSin]

23. Anyhow welcome to DU

This is how you build yourself into a DU Legend - just take a stance on Rush!

[yankeepants]

25. Thank you wise one.

I wish to be a DU legend. May I snatch the pebble from your hand?

[LynneSin]

26. oh pul-lease, I'm simply a DU slacker

as long as you don't start posting pro-tea party rants you're on equal grand with the rest of us slackers!

[yankeepants]

31. Slack On!!!!

[motely36]

11. Nobody under 1000 posts is allowed to call Dr. Strange a poopyhead!

:(

[Dr. Strange]

16. What the hell is a "poppyhead?"

Is this some veiled drug reference? Get the hell off my lawn, you damn kids!

My trampled lawn.
My dark lawn.

[motely36]

17. I just saw it and changed it!

:P

[Rosie1223]

12. You'd think if she was making New Rulez

there would be something about Toll Booths.

[Dr. Strange]

18. Just like the song, Lessons, from Rush:

You know we've tolled you before
But you didn't pay us then
So you still question why
No! You didn't listen again
You didn't listen again, asswipe!

I think that was Neil's original version.

[Call Me Wesley]

9. Rush, the new Oasis.

I have some 30'000+ posts. I'm serious.

[LynneSin]

13. Just ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

Rush has never claimed to be bigger than the Beatles unless you're thinking of the concept that Rush Limbaugh weighs more than all the Beatles combined.

[Call Me Wesley]

21. Don't make me start a poll.

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

22. Rush will win!

and even YOU know it!

[Call Me Wesley]

30. Of course. ;)

Anything will win against youknowwhat.

[unhappycamper]

24. You only have 34,419 posts, newbie! n/t

[Call Me Wesley]

33. What, no 'Welcome to DU, enjoy your stay?'

;)

:hi:

[mcctatas]

27. while we're at it, can we add you aren't allowed to post Rush adoration threads

if your name is either TZ or Dr Strange?

[Dr. Strange]

28. This post is unfintastic.

Don't bother leaving a message at the beep.

[LynneSin]

29. Just IM me and I'll start one for you or TZ

:woohoo:

[TZ]

36. Says the newest member of the Geddy Lee FB

Fan page ..:eyes:

[mcctatas]

38. I told you, I only did that to torture my bestie with an invitation to join!

I am contemplating buying her tickets to see them at Summerfest just to further add to her pain :P

[flvegan]

32. Anyone under 1,000 posts that wants to snark on Rush, please PM me.

I'll be happy to do it for you.

[LynneSin]

34. Et Tu Brutus?

:cry:

[yankeepants]

35. Thank for the offer but

I'm grandfathered because I was snarking prior to "New Rulez" being posted.

Snark. Snark. Snark.

[Xipe Totec]

37. I'm in no RUSH nt

[Dr Morbius]

39. I'm going to dare to flaunt the rules.

Rush was an excellent band for about seven or eight albums, a period of maybe fifteen years. Then they started downhill and are currently but a shadow of their former greatness.

One should own 2112 and Caress of Steel. One could easily possess the first album, the two mentioned, Fly by Night, Hemispheres, A Farewell to Kings, Permanent Waves, Moving Pictures and Signals and be quite happy with Rush. If one were to buy a more recent album, not so much.

That's my opinion and I am sticking to it.

Also, Dr. Strange, whose poopy-headedness is not known to me (id est, he may or may not be a poopy-head, I cannot say), was a mediocre comic book. There, I said it!

[LynneSin]

40. OH SNAP!!!!

you're bad

[Dr. Strange]

41. NEW RULE: Dr Morbius is now my new nemesis.

Your fate is now sealed. So speaks Dr. Strange.