The pleasure's all on this side of the table, trust me.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Bob Slydell: Would you bear with me for just a second, please?
Peter Gibbons: OK.
Bob Slydell: What if - and believe me this is a hypothetical - but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, I guess. Listen, I'm gonna go. It's been really nice talking to both of you guys.
Bob Slydell: Absolutely, the pleasure's all on this side of the table, trust me.
Peter Gibbons: Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well.
Bob Porter: Excellent.
Bob Slydell: Great... Wow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOJzpeCMJzs

:toast:

[zx_3500]

1. the best scene from Office space

one of my top films

[elocs]

2. Great movie. It was one of the big reasons I quit a very good paying job

where I had a dick-head supervisor. I just decided that life is too short. Since that time I have dedicated myself to working as little as possible, only enough to take care of my bills. There are very, very few people (who are also quite lucky) who would say on their deathbeds, "gee, I wish I had spent more time at work".

I would advise anyone who is not happy with their job to NOT watch "Office Space".

[Patsy Stone]

3. Excellent film.

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.