Caption Condi

[Kolesar]

National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice listens to President Bush as he answers reporters' questions at the end of a Cabinet meeting at the White House Tuesday, March 23, 2004 in Washington. President Bush said Tuesday he would have acted more quickly against al-Qaida if he had information before Sept. 11, 2001, that a terror attack against New York was imminent.

edit: lounge means never having to say you're sorry

[Stevendsmith]

1. "Why the Fuck did I take this Job?"

[Kolesar]

3. and she can't quit now

unless she wants to try to seek refuge and immunity from extradition in some obscure third world nation

[barbaraann]

2. But I thought the frat boys LIKED me!

No, Condi, they USE "girls" like you.

[wysimdnwyg]

When I get hold of that little...

piece of (**& Tenet, no, I mean O'Neill, no, I mean Clarke, yeah, it's him this week, when I get hold that Clarke....

[Emboldened Chimp]

4. I need to get laid

sorry, couldn't resist...

[xultar]

5. Where can I get a shovel? If I bury the chimp no one will blame me. n/t

[derby378]

6. "I want an Oompa-Loompa NOOOWW!"

Post #300 for me - woo-hoooo!

[IronLionZion]

7. "I hate my job"

[ronnykmarshall]

8. "I want my oil tanker back."

[non sociopath skin]

9. Why do they keep asking me all these HARD questions?

The Skin

[skip fox]

10. Condi is thinking: "Jesus, that little twerp! We got the Commission

breathing down our backs. We got ziltch in Iraq in the WMD department, but we're getting plenty there in the KIA department. Plus all the little local militia are grinding out turf and hardening in. North Korea is just about ready again to start peeing in our soup and al Quaeda is talking of a 'big one.' But what does the little creep wanta talk about all the time? Duck Wad. It's Duck Wad this and Duck Wad that. Thinks a nickname will make him seem more like a regular guy and get him re-elected. Can ya beat that? Imagine: Duck Wad for President. Why, I'd like to wring his pencil neck for him. . . . Duck Wad . . . Geez!

[Career Prole]

11. I'm wrapping myself in this flag today...

...it matches my suit.

[rustydog]

12. I know what you are, you are TRUTH and you is UGLY to me"

I know"what I'll do to beat the truth, , I'll appear before the comission, but I won't take the oath to tell the truth, then they can't charge me with perjury when I lie my ass off about 911."

edit, spelling :bounce:

[cosmicdot]

13. Condi is thinking: damn asterisks* in history books

Condi Rice*

* convicted