PSA: Unless a rabid earwig is gnawing on your brain, DON'T spend 10 minutes digging in your ear

[charlie and algernon]

I was at a restaurant for dinner and i had to watch his guy goldmining for dirt or whatever in his ear for AT LEAST 10 minutes :puke:


I don't know what in the hell he was searching for, but damn, he was persistant, lol. :rofl:

[Ptah]

1. chopsticks or knife?

[charlie and algernon]

2. heh, finger

which perhaps makes it more gross, because he was there with a date, so you figured he held hands with her at some point, using that finger :puke:

[Ikonoklast]

3. Maybe she had a voice like Sarah Palin

and he was trying to make it stop.

[marzipanni]

4. When I was a kid my family was eating at a nice restaurant with white tablecloths and

napkins. My three older brothers and I tried not to watch as a man who had finished his meal rubbed all of his teeth, front, back, and sides, with a cloth napkin wrapped around his pointer finger. :rofl: