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Mira Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 08:43 PM
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Widdle Wabbit

Another DUer sent me this cute story, and I should not be the only one to get a laugh.




Widdle Wabbit

A precious little girl walks into a petsmart shop and asks,
in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me,
mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,
or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle
bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her
hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."






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Suich Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 09:07 PM
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1. Thanks for the laugh, Mira!
Edited on Tue Mar-09-10 09:08 PM by Suich
:rofl:
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Mira Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 09:09 PM
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2. YW - I really REALLY posted it because of the photo. What a photo and what a kid.
:)
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