In case you don't twitter, here are the results of the Fat Fib contest

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Tied for first place was @DelilahSDawson for: "I don't make snow angels. I make snow narwhals."
Tied for first place was @mistyprovencher for: "I did not eat the crayons. I just smile rainbows."


SECOND PLACE of a limited edition BAH poster and a query letter critique goes to:



This was my fave:
@LiteraryMouse for: "Just below the Earth's crust is a thin layer of chocolate pudding. Geologists don't talk about it because they want to eat it themselves."


And a whole batch of HONORABLE MENTIONS who are getting BAH stickers:



@Donna_Earnhardt for: "I carved the faces on Mount Rushmore...with my toothbrush."
@KeimComley for: "My homework ate my dog."
@KCBooks for: "I did not eat brownies for breakfast."
@YolaRamunno for: "I don't know what I really look like because every mirror I look into shows me someone different."
@JaneLebak for: "Actually, Wednesday will be held on Thursday this Friday."