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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 05:41 PM
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Name a prank that you would love to do, but cant
because of conciense or lack of materials or enemies.


Ive always wanted to stuff a potato in someones muffler, but that is too mean, a waste of potato, and dangerous.
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AndyP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 05:43 PM
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1. saran wrap over the toilet
I always wanted to do it but I knew that if I did that whoever I did it to would make me clean it up and that's no good.
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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 06:13 PM
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11. Saran wrap over the toilet seats at the White House.
n/t
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Ready4Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 05:47 PM
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2. Involves the Mormon Temple in Washington, DC.
There is someone who regularly, on a bridge which passes over the beltway and frames the Temple from a particular direction, paints the words "Surrender Dorothy" in a clever reference to the Wizard of Oz and how the Temple looks like the city of Oz on the movie.

In combination, I'd love to sneak onto the Temple grounds and put green theatre gells on all the lights which illuminate the building. THen it would REALLY look like the Emerald city.

However, it would be taken as an insult to the Church of LDS (Mormons), and I'm not willing to do such an thing to someone elses place of worship. And the stunt would probably break a law or two as well. Trespass, for example.

But it would be GLORIOUS!
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MAlibdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 05:51 PM
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3. One of my college essays concerned this
Ethical Dilemmas Are No Fun.

A dilemma, which is Greek for “two premises,” is compared in Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance to the front end of an angry bull. Choose one path and be impaled on one horn, choose the other and receive the same fate. And I currently face a raging bull. A little background is in order before I explain my matadorial situation.

For the first time ever, there is now student pay-parking at Westwood High School. To address the state cut in local aid and because the School Committee decided that a Proposition 2 ½ override to raise the property taxes in town to finance the schools was too risky, the town seems to be concentrating the economic burden once carried by the state into student parking fees. Though most would characterize me as a “tax and spend Democrat,” I do believe in fair taxation. The plan proposed by the Superintendent and rubber-stamped by the School Committee is far from fair. The most glaring flaw in the plan is that the fee is going to the general fund and not directly to maintaining the parking lot; this is not a “user-fee” but a way to raise taxes on a few people, minors who cannot vote for (more likely against) those who are unfairly taxing them. The process of the School Committee was fundamentally unsound, it did not seek the opinions of students or community members before announcing the fees, and its principles were affronts to the rally cry of the American Revolution “no taxation without representation.” This injustice and the dangerous precedent it sets is why I became so angry over a fee that could easily seem like a minor issue.

So my friends and I mobilized. Last spring we encouraged protest in the form of a thoughtful campaign of letters to local newspapers and organized a demonstration in town square. Though we encouraged students to make their voices heard and attracted quite a bit of attention, we were ultimately unsuccessful; the fees stand with absolutely no reforms to the system. It will be very hard to reorganize as school begins again. So my friends came up with a plan to take matters into our own hands.
The spaces in the parking lot now have numbers painted on them so that violators can be easily identified. Frustrated that our efforts have been unsuccessful, three of my friends plan to spray paint over the numbers on the lot. They asked me to be their driver. They have what seemed to be a foolproof plan. My ethical dilemma is: “Should I join them?”

With this extensive background in mind, I write these words and must decide what course to take. I will choose my path based on whether or not it is the right thing to do, not the possible consequences I face. This is the way I make moral decisions. Either it is right to highlight injustice, jump start active opposition, and generate support that could defeat the fee, or it is wrong to cost the town more money to repaint the numbers during a budget crisis. If we do act, I fear that it will only mean that the money spent to repaint the parking lot will translate into reduced town services or an increased need for continued unjust fees. These are two positions that are diametrically opposed and both seem equally unlikely as justified.

At 10:00 pm the night before the planned spraying, I laid out the arguments both pro and con and decided that it would be wrong to help my friends. But because I trust them to make their own decisions, I clearly explained my own reasons for not taking part in their plan even though I knew that nothing short of informing on them would change their minds. I felt it would be disloyal to stop them. I explained to them that though I did not consider the vandalism part of the ethical equation, others, specifically parents and voters, would. This meant that acting in a destructive way would alienate the people we hoped to bring to our cause, ensuring our defeat. I hoped and still hope that we can impress the unfairness of the fees upon the School Committee, the parents, and the voters, but I realize that if my continued goal is truly to end the fees, and not just to seek revenge, then my path is clear; a jump up and over the bull.



Ahhhh, I love ethical philosophy...but hate writing college essays, no more for 4 years tho
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MI Cherie Donating Member (682 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 05:52 PM
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4. Let the air out of ...
... some jerks car tires that took two or more parking places!

:evilgrin:
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 05:53 PM
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5. Order 500 pizzas from all over town for delivery to a Merrill
Lynch trading floor on quadruple witching day.

Pour liquid steel into the locks of a Morgan Stanley sales office when the bond market is going crazy.

Replace mutual fund prospectuses at a Raymond James or American Express Financial Advisors office with prospectuses that emphasize the extremely high costs and poor performance of their mutual funds.

Pour sugar into the gas tanks of the most expensive new SUVs and Trucks in the parking garage.

Post flyers all over town for amazing Freeper rally in local park, and dump assorted batches of feces all over the park's grass prior to the fake rally.

and so on and so forth.

but I can't do that sort of thing.
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James T. Kirk Donating Member (916 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 05:58 PM
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6. Papier Mache Alien!
I would like to make a fake alien being out of papier mache and leave it in a place where people can just barely see it at the edge of the woods. Unfortunately, it would probably cause a car accident.
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Chef Donating Member (453 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 05:59 PM
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7. Prank
Hack the Bush/Cheny 04 campaign account and transfer all the funds to homeless shelters.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 06:00 PM
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8. give Bush* a wedgie
via the use of a Boston Big Dig Crane
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xray s Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 06:00 PM
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9. Put a 100 ft tall dunce cap on the Whitehouse
Edited on Wed Mar-24-04 06:01 PM by xray s
that would be pretty cool
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 06:00 PM
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10. Banana in the tailpipe
Becuase I think it's illegal. Knowing me, I would get caught.
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 06:33 PM
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12. Scotch tape on the kitchen sink spray nozzle.
...And angle it so when someone turns on the water to wash their hands, they get drenched.

Oh, wait, I actually did that. :D Boy, was Dad pissed. :evilgrin:
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 06:35 PM
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13. Whipping the American people into a fury of blind, ugly nationalism by...
...launching a politically-motivated smear campaign against the leader of a foreign government.

Oh, wait. That's been done....
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Dead_Parrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 06:44 PM
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14. Put contact adhesive on the big chair in the oval office...
...no point in putting it on the desk, only the cleaners go near it.
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devilgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 06:44 PM
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15. I plan on going to Italy in the fall...
and intend on getting a bunch of really cheap wallets, filling them with bits of paper with insulting messages written in Italian and other useless items. Then I'm going to walk through the areas infamous for pickpockets hoping to get the fake wallets lifted.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 06:45 PM
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16. Just after High School, I was going to "draft" my enemy
then I found out he was already in the Air Force.

1983/1984.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 06:47 PM
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17. I guess I wouldn't mind taking a shit in Hannity's washing machine.
That would be pretty cool.

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