As a poet, I am deeply concerned

[Lyric]

because so far as I can tell, nobody has yet written an Ode to the MidloVan. I feel that the sublime nature of the MidloVan deserves to be examined poetically, at least in iambic pentameter, or preferably in heroic couplets.

Am I right or am I right?

[TZ]

1. Absolutely right!

Can you hook it up to the Brady Bunch theme?:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

2. There once was a van in Virginia

That was full to the roof with Franzia
With the Sirius blaring
And everyone staring
at Midlo and her megalomania

[Midlodemocrat]

3. O'rly? Meglomaniac?

At least my kid isn't in the mob. :rofl:

[MrCoffee]

4. It's all about YOUR kid, isn't it?

Poor Brenda must bust her ass cleaning up that gigantic ego.

[Midlodemocrat]

6. it used to be bigger.

Then, Mel moved in.


:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

5. You are beyond right. The MidloVan is simple the greatest

specimen of auto transport known to man. From the FUCKING sirius satellite radio to the iPod connection. :rofl:

Oh, and it sparkles in the sun. Like a vampire.

[MrCoffee]

7. Did you hear that?

It was the sound of my brain combusting when I read your last line.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. HEY! I paid extra for that sparkly clear coat.

:rofl:

Get a damned FB page and you can see it for yourself.

[MrCoffee]

11. Bursting into flame, like a real vampire in the sun!

Unlike Cedric Diggory, who doesn't know when to burst into fucking flame!

[Debi]

33. The MidloVan is a Volvo??

SWEET!

[Orrex]

9. It would be easier to rhyme if she called herself Mildo

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Listen, Mr. *I am the excel guru and don't forget it*

No one. I repeat, no one, asked you.

:rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

12. Nothing RHYMES with Midlovan.

.
If only I were writing about Midlonantucket.
.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Dude. Check my profile.

I'm not a guy. :eyes:

[MiddleFingerMom]

14. I know. I'm a poet and I like a challenge.

.
"Midlonothingcouldbefine-ah..." woulda been an insult to my muse.
.

[Fleshdancer]

15. I collaborated for years with Shel Silverstein to bring you this:

The Little Boy and the Midlo Van by Shel Silverstein

Said the little boy, "Sometimes I drop my spoon."
Said the Midlo Van, "I do that too."
The little boy whispered, "I wet my pants."
"I do that too," laughed the little Midlo Van.
Said the little boy, "I often cry."
The Midlo Van nodded, "So do I."
"But worst of all," said the boy, "it seems
Grown-ups don't pay attention to me."
And he felt the warmth of a radiator fan.
"I know what you mean," said the little Midlo Van.
My owner is too smashed on boxed wine to drive me so quit your bitching.
And get off my lawn.


You're welcome.

[Lyric]

16. OMG.

:rofl:

You. Win. Life.

[Midlodemocrat]

21. You are DTM.

And boxed wine is sooooo 2009. Try to keep up. :eyes:

It's all about the Frontera, dudette.

[Fleshdancer]

23. I birthed a work of art and this is how you repay me???

AND I know boxed wine is so 2009 because I DO keep up! But it's like my subject line says: I collaborated for years with Shel Silverstein to bring you this. That douche knows nothing about current wine trends, I swear.

This whole ordeal was absolutely exhausting.

[Midlodemocrat]

24. You are lucky I love you.

And I mean that with the most insincerity I can muster at this late hour.

[Fleshdancer]

25. I truly am

I love you too, but that Shel dude is still a douche. I don't think I'll ever collaborate with him again. Not that I blame you or your van or anything. You shouldn't feel bad for that.

[Zomby Woof]

17. A MidloVan Haiku

Riding shotgun sucks
iPod volume maximum
Shut up your cakehole

[TZ]

18. Bwahaha! Now I might make that

My new sigline!!:rofl:

[Zomby Woof]

19. Do it!

I have never been someone's sigline before, LOL.

[Midlodemocrat]

20. *ahem* The correct quote

is Driver picks the music; shotgun shuts his cakehole.

You're welcome.

[TZ]

22. Too late. Besides

I like ZW's version better. See my shiny shiny new sigline...

[RetroLounge]

26. Does the Midlovan drip boxed wine

from its bounteous nipples?

:shrug:

RL

[Lyric]

27. Wait until you see its forks.

:D

[RetroLounge]

28. Oh, I bet they are expensive!

:spank:

RL

[Fleshdancer]

29. ....

:wow:

[Zomby Woof]

30. MidloVanLimerick

The MidloVan is fully loaded
It can even seat the quintuplets
Grab a bottle of Boone's
And crank up the tunes
'Cause the cougar is ready for couplets

[Midlodemocrat]

31. DTM. I don't care how cute that ZombyGrandbaby is.

[UTUSN]

32. Just "as a poet" ... n/t