I'm throwing the gauntlet down! Who wants a rumble with the Freepers?

[TXlib]

*cracks knuckles*

Let's show them that anti-war does not mean anti-asskicking!

[felonious thunk]

1. I'm in.

Let's do this.

[AndyP]

2. I'm up for it

eom

[DenverDem]

3. It will come to that before we can get our country back.

Seriously bad shizzle.

[Skittles]

4. I have kicked the ass of every freeper I have ever dealt with

all they have is their silly talking points from Rush and Fox News. So easy to beat. You can make them look so foolish so quickly it almost takes the fun out of it.

[TXlib]

7. I'm talking a little more hands-on than debating them...

[Skittles]

9. I think it would be like beating the mentally ill

I doubt it would provide satisfaction.

[TXlib]

13. LOL!

Well, now that you put it that way...

I guess most of them are soft and flabby.

[TXlib]

5. Weapons?

Or bare hands?

[felonious thunk]

8. I don't know, but let's get good and drunk beforehand

That will make us stronger.

[TXlib]

12. Be needin' a little of the Irish Courage, are ya, laddie?

[BurtWorm]

10. I'll tell ya what we're gonna do.

We're gonna speed fast. We're gonna move like lightnin'. And we're gonna clean them Sharks--er, Freepers-- up once and for all so they ain't never gonna set foot on our turf again. And we're gonna do it in one, all-out fight...The Freeps want a piece of this world too. And they're real down boys. They might ask for blades, zip guns...I say this turf is small, but it's all we got, huh? Now I want to hold it like we always held it, with skin. But if they say blades, I say blades. If they say guns, I say guns. I say I want that just to be the number one - to sail, to hold the sky...OK cats, we rumble.

[TXlib]

11. I was thinking more like "Gangs of New York" style.

[BurtWorm]

14. What say we droogs mess up the freeps real horror show, pony?

[TXlib]

15. I'm up for a bit of the ol' ultra-violence myself, my droogies!

Now I've got the soundtrack to A Clockwork Orange stuck in my head.

That book made more sense after I'd learned russian; much of the slang is anglicised russian.

[BurtWorm]

16. That's how I remembered those bits of it.

Me fave is horror show, from "khorosho" (well).

[TXlib]

17. Yep, I like that one, too.

[mac56]

18. Boy, boy, crazy boy

Get cool, boy!
Got a rocket in your pocket,
Keep coolly cool, boy!
Don't get hot,
'Cause, man, you got
Some high times ahead.
Take it slow, and daddy-o,
You can live it up and die in bed!
Boy, boy, crazy boy.
Stay loose, boy!
Breeze it, buzz it, easy does it.
Turn off the juice, boy!
Go, man, go
But not like a yo-yo schoolboy -
Just play it cool, boy,
Real cool!

[BurtWorm]

19. In, out

Let's get crackin'!

[Buns_of_Fire]

24. Here come the Jets

Like a bat out of hell
Someone gets in our way,
Someone don't feel so well!

(Now, where did I put those high-top Keds and my brass knuckles? Oh, that's right -- they're in the hall closet, right next to my bottle of Geritol...)

[Catfight]

6. doesn't say thou shall not kick thy neighbors ass!

count me in, I've got years of pent up disgust regarding these hypocrites who hate in the name of love.

[scottcsmith]

20. Do you mean, post at Free Republic?

Even when I tried to be polite and friendly I was banned...they're not worth the time when you get down to it. A bunch of smug, self-important hypocrites with double-digit IQs.

[MountainLaurel]

21. Sign me up

I'm tired of being told to be ashamed of my body and that I shouldn't have the ultimate control of what happens to it.

Pissed that college budgets are shrinking while more students are going to college and more need financial assistance.

Irked that I'm considered a bleeding heart because I think people are more important than money.

And finally. . . It's been a tense day here with various coworkers sniping at one another, talking too loudly in our offices while I'm trying to listen to my voicemail or otherwise do my work and thus I need to burn off tension before I implode.

Carry on.

[matcom]

22. HEY OFFICER KRUPKE!!!

kiss my ass!

LET'S RUMBLE BABY!!!

[Aristus]

23. Righty-right droogies. A bit of Moloko-plus to sharpen us up and get

us ready for a bit of dirty twenty-to-one. Oozy, my brothers? Nozh? Britva? Let us viddy what is ittying on in the krovvy old Freepland. And Your Humble Post-er will make no appy-polly-loggies for any Freeper gullivers you crack and make them creech and swim around in their redred krovvy, like. And we lordly droogs will smeck and make like bezoomny at their, like, anguish. :smoke: