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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 03:56 PM
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People who pass on the right.... (tirade)
To anyone who, while in their car, feels the need to pass on the right...

If it's an emergency or the driver in the lane ahead of you is driving unreasonably slow, okay I can forgive you. But if you're doing it just to cut in and out of traffic, then FUCK YOU! Seriously, you need to die.

In fact, if you feel the need to pass on the right when two lanes narrow into one, then you need to die a painful, fiery death. And only the fact that there are laws against it prevent many people (I am not alone in hating you) from giving you what you deserve....

You will now return to your regularly scheduled programming.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 03:59 PM
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1. Hmmm. Maybe if you were not left-lane squatting, you wouldn't have people
passing you on the right.

:hide:

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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 04:06 PM
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2. I never drive less than 5mph over the posted limit.
The only turd-jockeys who need to pass me are the ones who belong on a frickin' speedway.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 04:10 PM
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4. If you're not passing someone, then get in the right lane. Driving 101.
:popcorn:

:hi:

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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 04:15 PM
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5. Nope, sorry. I call bullshit.
If I'm going with the flow of traffic, the asshole passing me on the right hand side is simply W-R-O-N-G.

Damn. I'd hate to see how you drive....
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Auggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 04:20 PM
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7. Only 5 MPH over the speed limit in California gets you run over
Stay off Highway 5 if you ever visit
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 04:08 PM
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3. O man, this oughta be good!
:popcorn: :beer:
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 04:17 PM
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6. If you're dawdlling in the hammer lane get the fuck out of the way!
Really.
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 04:22 PM
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8. Being passed on the right means you're in the wrong lane.
Even if you are already going 5mph over the limit, you're not the hall monitor.
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 04:24 PM
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9. Try that on 294
If you are being passed on the right it means you drive too slow.
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