What Would Your Dream/Fantasy Be For The Super Bowl National Anthem And Halftime Show?

[Dinger]

National Anthem: Whitney Houston (Best ever IMO).


Halftime:
"We Are The World" with the original singers, some of which would need to be brought back to life.

[AsahinaKimi]

1. Here is the worst I think

National Anthem: Rosanne Barr
Half Time Show: Up with People

haha!

*Edit, Throw in the Blue Man Group too!

[Dinger]

3. Eeeew, You Got That Right! (nt)

[Forkboy]

2. Anthem: Cannibal Corpse. Halftime: Master Musicians of Bukkake.

Trust me, both of these are a major step up from past fare.

[SoxFan]

4. Super Bowl XXXVI

U2 performed at halftime, and the Patriots won on the last play of the game. Nuthin' better than that!

[Dinger]

6. U2 Is VERY Cool!

:headbang:

[abq e streeter]

5. Anthem: Jello Biafra...halftime: The Cramps ( miss you, Lux)

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. LOL! I didn't see your post before I decided on Biafra. Though I put him for halftime.

:rofl:

[abq e streeter]

10. brilliant minds think alike; of course so do warped ones

[flvegan]

7. Anthem: Rise Against. Halftime: Beastie Boys

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Live execution of all professional sports players. But, that's probably "illegal" or some bulshit.

So - for the braindead cultureless majority of the watchers, I'd want Jello Biafra and band to come out and insult the audience for all of halftime, and the National Anthem to be four minutes of stationary video of a toaster.

Something that will totally confuse those with little brain.




But, obviously that's never gonna happen, because the sports world will always insist on some kind of USA triumphalistic bullshit, so in that case, I'd just have Taylor Swift sing the national anthem, with just a microphone, a capella, no backing track, no autotune, no ear-piece giving her the right pitches. That will show what a talentless ass she is (or, prove to me that she isn't). Halftime will be Pink Floyd doing a 20 minute version of "Pigs (three different ones)" replacing "Whitehouse" with "Sarah Palin" and "Rick Warren".

[caitxrawks]

11. my perfect halftime show already took place!

The one with *NSYNC, Aerosmith, etc etc etc LOLOLOLOL. It was epic once upon a time.