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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 06:15 PM
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Can someone cheer me up? Please?
Anything - kitties, chickens, funny dildos, kitties fucking chickens with funny dildos...

It's been a rough run...
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CrownPrinceBandar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 06:25 PM
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1. This made me happy..........
Edited on Mon Jan-25-10 06:30 PM by CrownPrinceBandar
and since you once started a thread about them, it should make you happy too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP8snChgBKA

"The Will Always Negates Defeat"
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 06:41 PM
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2. I don't know if you'll find this funny, but I certainly did. Watch the video.
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lillypaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 07:14 PM
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3. I'm old & fat
and you're probably not. Feel better? I don't.
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yewberry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 07:25 PM
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4. Well, I don't usually post these, but
here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8

I'm a dog person, but I think I've watched that a hundred times.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 07:27 PM
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5. What do you see when the Pilsbury Doughboy bends over?
Doughnuts.
:rofl:
That do it?
:-)
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lillypaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 07:36 PM
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7. Shit, that's AWFUL
but funny. :)
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 07:46 PM
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9. The Pillsbury Doughboy obit:
Pillsbury Doughboy

Please join us in remembering another great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications
from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The gravesite was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.
He was not considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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lillypaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 07:48 PM
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10. I don't know about Taverner
but THAT cheered me up!
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 08:33 PM
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13. It's all good - thanks :)
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mattvermont Donating Member (428 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 11:00 PM
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17. Who is this from?
Please tell me you wrote it.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-26-10 08:41 AM
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26. Wish I could claim it.
A google search turned it up.
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Z_I_Peevey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 07:30 PM
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6. Here you go.
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yewberry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 07:43 PM
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8. Another from failblog:
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abq e streeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 08:06 PM
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11. A priest and a rabbi...



A
priest and a rabbi
were sitting next to each other on an
airplane.



After a while, the
priest turned to the rabbi and asked, 'Is it still a
requirement of your faith
that you not eat pork?'



The rabbi
responded, 'Yes, that is still one of our
laws.'



The priest then
asked, 'Have you ever eaten
pork?



To which the rabbi
replied, 'Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to
temptation and tasted a ham
sandwich.'



The priest nodded
in understanding and went on with his
reading.



A while later, the
rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, 'Father, is it
still a requirement of your
church that you remain
celibate?'



The priest replied,
'Yes, that is still very much a part of our
faith.'



The rabbi then
asked him, 'Father, have you ever fallen to the
temptations of the flesh?'



The priest replied,
'Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my
Faith.'



The rabbi nodded
understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about
five minutes.



Finally, the rabbi
said, 'Beats the shit out of a ham sandwich,
doesn't
it?

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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 08:07 PM
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12. Dixie is very, very concerned for you. She hopes you get better.
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emilyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 10:04 PM
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14. Will a hug do?
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 10:22 PM
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15. Shur
:hug:
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emilyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 11:34 PM
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18. By the way - beautiful dog. So sorry.
:hug:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 10:51 PM
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16. I could kick your ass, Taverner; you always enjoy that
yes INDEED
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kimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 11:43 PM
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19. Ah, I don't know, but bless your heart
I hope you feel better soon.
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 11:53 PM
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20. Hope you're feeling better
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-26-10 12:06 AM
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21. I just crop-dusted you.
.
I don't know about you. but I feel MUCH better.
.
.
.
.
.
Warning!!! Comedy NSFA -- Not Safe For Anyone.
.
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/4822978
.
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-26-10 12:14 AM
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22. Eric Idle always cheers me up
Puts things in perspective:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVshkVF0SY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ

But then again, I have a very strange sense of humor.
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Ellipsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-26-10 12:28 AM
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23. How 'bout bad comedy?
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-26-10 12:33 AM
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24. go look at that guitar duo video I posted
Edited on Tue Jan-26-10 12:49 AM by Kali
it's pretty cool!

edit - here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMPpa2F7YN0
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-26-10 01:03 AM
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25. A couple of clips from Ernie Kovacs should help:
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muffin1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-26-10 08:49 AM
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27. Having issues with my computer,
so I can't post a link, but try the Ross Sisters' "Solid Potato Salad" on youtube. Guaranteed to brighten any day!
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