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Bennyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 03:40 PM
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Dear Microsoft Corp......Will you marry me?
Now that you are people, I just want to be the first. Marry me Microsoft. I won't cheat on you, I will always use IE and all the other proprietary software. Even if it is crap, I won't stray from them, I'll just suffer in silence...

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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 03:42 PM
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1. I want to be the one Microsoft hides from you and puts up in a fancy apartment downtown
Edited on Mon Jan-25-10 03:43 PM by rcrush
Microsoft will buy me things and give me cash, while ignoring you! All the while I am taking Microsofts money and hiding it then I'll dump Microsoft and move in with Apple.
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Bennyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 04:01 PM
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2. Apple is the girl that wears too much make up.....
The stuck up, "I'm so much better than you" kind of girl....
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