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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 05:31 PM
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If you could levitate, how high up would you go?
Me, 30 or 40 feet max. Or just over the tree tops.

Unless I was feeling confident. Maybe a hundred feet on a good day.

Like my flying dreams, never fly higher than I'm willing to fall.

But these guys that stay at 3 or 4 feet, seems like they're not even trying.

Why bother?

God damn, just use a step stool.
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 05:35 PM
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1. Huh. Never thought about how high.
I think you have it about right, 30 to 40 ft.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 05:47 PM
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2. No more than 6 to 8 inches off the ground
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Then supermodels wouldn't be reluctant to date
me because of my height.
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AND I could ride ALL the rides at the amusement park.
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Not to mention that embarassing "booster chair moment" in restaurants.
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 05:53 PM
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4. Hahahahaha!
Fucking funny one.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 05:53 PM
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3. If it's just levitation, probably not that high.
Most stuff that I need is easily in my reach from the ground. I'd probably end up floating about a foot off the ground a lot just to show that I can.
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 05:56 PM
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5. Nice post, David Blaine
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 06:09 PM
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6. .
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 06:18 PM
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7. What the f...?
LOL!!!
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 09:41 PM
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8. "Evan Ace Of Clubs...What the F?"
:rofl:
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velvet Donating Member (950 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 10:06 PM
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9. roof level
So I could clear out the gutters without sliding my arse on the slope or moving the damn ladder every couple of metres.
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 10:11 PM
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10. Just enough to freak people out.
How high is that? I don't know...five maybe ten...

I'd just want to make people think I'm a god and to do my bidding.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 11:41 PM
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11. Low enough that I wouldn't have to go outside - it's raining and snowing. nt
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 12:49 AM
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12. 30 or 40 feet max, or just over the tree tops
so I could kick some levitating kayakjohnny ass; yes INDEED
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 01:53 AM
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13. Can we move horizontally while levitating, or are you talking strictly vertical?
If it's the latter, I'd levitate like a half-inch, just enough to take the weight off of my joints and keep the gunk at work off of my boots. With occasional trips upwards to see what's on high shelves and such.


If the former... high enough to be out of sight of people on the ground. I don't want to freak anybody out, of course. But enough to keep the interstates in sight so I don't get lost.


:-)
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 02:09 AM
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14. Well that depends
How high is Nirvana?
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