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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 04:21 PM
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Describe your symptoms
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 04:34 PM
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1. Hmmm
Let me do a Johnny Carson here...What is someone has been reading the health scare lounge, ed? ;)
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 04:35 PM
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2. Blisters in places that you don't want to know about
Are you sorry you asked?
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 07:49 PM
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8. you want I should kick your blistered ass, taterguy?
yes INDEED
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 06:12 PM
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3. My penis is the size of a normal adult's pinky finger.
.
And it's been badly swollen like that for two weeks now.
.

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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 07:27 PM
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5. ...
:spray:
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spinbaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 07:15 PM
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4. Well, there's this sort of twinge...
...and a lumpy thing. Also, there's this falling out over here. Only when I walk, though.
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 07:40 PM
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6. Don't have any.
I am feeling pretty good.

Now, I say this and I will have sinus problems.

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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 07:49 PM
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7. I aways have this uneasy feeling
that I know will only be relieved if I kick ass
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 08:18 PM
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9. Everything looks blurry and the Flaming Lips actually make sense to me
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 08:21 PM
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10. it really hurts when I do this
oh...ouch
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 08:29 PM
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11. I keep hearing a very loud meow somewhere to my right.
I perceive time to be slipping by very fast.
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 08:38 PM
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12. Um, getting pissed off at neighbor-kids dumping their soccer-
football- frosbee- tennis- ball(s) over my fence?!1


Really, how often/ how many times per day or per whatever, am I supposed to go pick up the fucking ball?!1

Am ------------------- *I* ------------- the TRAINED DOG?????????!1


I've got an idea, what if I refuse to pick up the MacGUFFIN, AND call the police every time and admit THEM to my property and let THEM toss the MacGUFFIN over the fence????????????!!!!1

Yeah, yeah, I know.
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 08:43 PM
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13. Get an industrial chipper
then put a sign on the top that says "Win A Prize if you get your toy in here" :evilgrin:
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