I just cleaned my office. Fuckall...

[Taverner]

That was a pain in the ass, but every square inch of dust, dirt, resin, malt, coffee, bacteria, virii, vomit and airborne feces has been cleaned.

It smells like....victory!

[Robb]

1. This invites more questions than I care to have answers for.

...But I'll field one: what tool do you use to clean up airborne feces? :D

[Taverner]

2. Well by the time they solidify on the desk, I just use an ammonia based cleaner (Lysol)

I guess I should be more descriptive...the office is right next to the bathroom

And we all know about "the plume"

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. What ELSE would you use?

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[Odin2005]

4. Vomit? Airborne Feces?

:yoiks:

[Taverner]

6. well, all of the little particles of vomit and feces that migrated from the bathroom

It's not like I use a chamber pot in my office

[Odin2005]

7. EWW!

[Xipe Totec]

5. Oh, not a layoff... Well, that's good. n/t