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mnhtnbb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 02:48 PM
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Welcome to Terrorist Proof Airlines (graphic warning)
WELCOME TO TPA
(Terrorist-Proof Airlines)

We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business !

We can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS !

Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry....









:rofl:

The image comes from a real flight -- see Castawaystravel.com
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 02:52 PM
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1. IBTL
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 02:56 PM
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2. TMI ALERT!
I'll take the train, thanks.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 03:23 PM
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3. How long will it take the TSA agents to fully check my package?
Anyway, the next terrorist attack will almost certainly come in the form of rectally inserted WMD. Naked flying just won't work, except to disillusion me about my fellow Americans.
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 05:39 PM
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8. It won't be long
before we subjected to body cavity searches, issued orange jumpsuits and fitted with shock collars.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 03:44 PM
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4. I hope they use seat covers.
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 04:00 PM
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5. Yeesh. I'd hate to clean those seats after use.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 04:50 PM
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6. Gives a whole new meaning to the term WMD!
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 05:12 PM
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7. I bet more people die from infectious diseases caught in airplanes,
than will ever die from terrorist bomber attacks.

Heck, flocks of geese are more dangerous than crazy bombers.
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