Why do aliens anal probe humans?

[Kaleva]

Poll question: Why do aliens anal probe humans?

Serious comments only.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. Why do lying weirdos always bring their anal fetishes into abduction stories?

[AsahinaKimi]

2. its like the Mountain climber

When you ask, why do you wish to climb this mountain.. ??

BECAUSE its there!

[Radical Activist]

3. for the same reason humans do.

feels damn good

[pokerfan]

4. Looking for Reese's Pieces?

[ismnotwasm]

5. Given the broadcasts they've no doubt received for years

Perhaps they think they're actually working with the other, verbal end. In a case like say, Limbaugh, or further back, Ronald Reagan, this mistake is perfectly understandable.

[Orrex]

6. They're attempting to colon-ize the Earth

[jobycom]

11. Eye yie yie!

:rofl:

[chemenger]

18. N/T

Just

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LostInAnomie]

7. I have a theory...

... and the first human they probed had earlier swallowed a diamond ring or a lump of gold. When they probed this person inevitably they found this valuable object and now they think that the human anus us like an oyster. Pick up the right one and you'll find a prize.

[Kaleva]

8. They are up to their necks in corn and peanuts while continuing to search for diamonds.

[Ghost in the Machine]

9. Because you deserve it... really, *really* deserve it...

[crim son]

10. Hello Kitty!

This is SO not an appropriate question! :rofl: :P

[jobycom]

12. Because they can't read subway maps worth shit. nt

[Gormy Cuss]

13. Trained by the TSA?

[Orsino]

14. If aliens hadn't invented the anal probe, we would have.

Come to think of it, we did anyway. Hmm.

[deucemagnet]

15. Other: Twisted ass freaks.

http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/four/analprob.html

[Bucky]

16. Just to remind us who's boss

There's also the chance that they lost something and this is the last place to look for it.

[chemenger]

17. Other

You wouldn't ask this question if only you watched South Park. We (meaning us Earthlings) are just a reality show viewed by the rest of the galaxy.

The aliens use anal probes to install their transmission equipment up our asses.

[begin_within]

19. Because that's where they will find our heads.