God knocked up Mary for one reason only...

[Drunken Irishman]

So that we'd have a whole week of holiday parties with LIQUOR!

weeeee!

:party:

:toast:

[rcrush]

1. Did the three wisemen bring any weed?

I bet they did. Like way back in the day I bet they had some good hash.

[LeftyMom]

2. They brought incense.

Who burns incense? People who want to cover up even stinkier burning things.

And hippies, who weren't invented yet. Jesus lucked out on that one.

[Sebastian Doyle]

3. Jesus invented hippies

Long hair, sandals, talked about peace a lot, quit his job to go on the road, etc. :hippie:

[LynneSin]

8. Jesus was the original hippie

which makes me laugh when I see the way the fundie nut jobs make the guy out to be.

[Taverner]

16. Like this?

[tigereye]

14. I just bought some frankincense at my local Middle Eastern store -

thought it might be interesting to see what it actually smells like. I remember making fake gold and various Wise-men gifts for the living Nativity when I was a kid.


I think incense was much more rare and sought-after back when.

[sarge43]

4. He turned water into wine

and that walking on water trick. You have to be seriously baked to try that.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

5. Spoken like a true Irishman!

Except that online it's hard to tell how slurred your speech is.

[ThatsMyBarack]

6. Only ONE WEEK?

Doesn't the Xmas season start November 1st these days? :shrug:

[rurallib]

10. give some respect to the dead. The holiday season starts Oct.31

With HALLOWEEN!

[unpossibles]

7. hell yeah

except you misspelled "month"

I'm no duffer.

:D

[Deep13]

9. JOE: If you're pregnant and we haven't had sex yet...

...that must mean it was a miracle from God!

MARY: Um, sure, let's go with that.

[petronius]

11. I've always wondered what her backup explanation was going to be,

if the 'miracle' thing didn't work. I bet it would have been a doozy... :shrug:

[guitar man]

12. Announcing the invention of

the first turkey baster? :shrug:

[Initech]

13. I love the holiday season because of the time off.

Next week I only have to work two days then I'm off to Arizona. :woohoo:

[Arugula Latte]

15. Naah. Mary was just thinking on her feet.

"Yes I'm pregnant out of wedlock because ... because ... Um ... GOD did it! Yeah, that's the ticket!"

[Yavin4]

17. Didn't Use A Rubber?

I promise. I'll pull out. Trust me. I'm God.