How many times did you put a boot in someone's ass today?

[LeftyFingerPop]

Poll question: How many times did you put a boot in someone's ass today?

I thought it was time for a poll in the Christmas Spirit.

[Dr. Strange]

1. 27

It was 27 different asses, but the same boot. Does that count as 27?

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Was it literally the same boot, or was it the same pair of boots...

where you did something like put the left boot in 13 asses, and the right boot in 14 asses?

[Dr. Strange]

11. Dude, I'm not an amateur.

I always place the left boot in the buttockal regions. The right boot is for balancing. Always.

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. I am a trained professional.

I jump up and use both feet at the same time.

I scream "Haaaaaaa" while doing this.

[Dr. Strange]

23. Your mastery of gravity amazes me.

Perhaps I will one day be your pupil.

[azmouse]

3. I ran out of boots so

I started using high heels. Do they count?

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Let's see...

did you use the heel or the toe part?

[azmouse]

12. Customs dictates the toe goes first.

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. I like the fact that you follow tradition.

[JVS]

4. I put my boots in so many asses, that in order to save time, I just walk around with two people...

on my feet. Kind of like skis.

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. This is why I come to DU...for ideas like this.

[Tobin S.]

5. Just once, and it was my own ass. That's all I needed, for today.

I'm a self-loathing liberal, but I'm being kinder and gentler to myself in the spirit of the season.

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. I understand...

I have to put a boot in my own ass quite frequently.

[petronius]

8. Today is a grading day, so the boots will be figurative

But my total will top 50 for sure...

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. You're a teacher? What do you teach?

[petronius]

22. Apparently nothing, based on some of these grades...

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

9. HerrHerr was in quite a mood today

so I had to do what one does when faced with a crabby child. I grabbed him by the throat and told him if he didn't knock off his shit he'd be eating a five finger sandwich for dinner. Fucking brat.


:spank:

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. .

:rofl: :rofl: Niceeeee!!!!

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

18. It worked!

He's peacefully playing on his Xbox360 with headphones, as we speak. Mother fucker got a grilled cheese sandwich for dinner too.

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. Oh, by the way...

every time I see HerrHerr in your posts, it cracks me the hell up!

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

19. HerrHerr is my nice name for him

Just kidding. I love the little fucker.

[rcrush]

20. I sat on my boot. So 1.

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. You must do yoga.

[rug]

24. Just once. Couldn't pull the damn thing out.

[Skittles]

25. 187

yes INDEED

[mix]

26. I booted ass last night in GD, not today.

Today I sleep.

Well over 50 plus a mod.

[bluesbassman]

27. I got a little arthritis flaring up in my knee today,

so I just hurled scathing insults. I'll soak in the tub tonight and try again tomorrow.