Whose relations with the opposite sex deserve more ridicule: Tiger Woods or Ears?

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Poll question: Whose relations with the opposite sex deserve more ridicule: Tiger Woods or Ears?

William Shatner: You know, before I answer any more questions there's something I wanted to say. Having received all your letters over the years, and I've spoken to many of you, and some of you have traveled... y'know... hundreds of miles to be here, I'd just like to say... GET A LIFE, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show! I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed! You've turned an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years, into a COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME!

(a crowd of shocked and dismayed Trekkies....)

I mean, how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves?

( to "Ears" ) You, you must be almost 30... have you ever kissed a girl?

("Ears" hangs his head)

I didn't think so! There's a whole world out there! When I was your age, I didn't watch television! I LIVED!

From:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/86/86hgetalife.phtml

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1. Those locked threads were like ponzi schemes. Invest your replies here instead.

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2. Kick for someone to break the tie between the first two answer options.