Post here if you haven't had sex with Tiger Woods

[LynneSin]

It seems he's slept with most women in the United States. I guess I didn't make the cut

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

1. Not yet....

I'm hoping to catch him on the rebound...

[LynneSin]

2. he's got alot of rebounding to do

:scared:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

8. I'm liking my odds about now...

[arcadian]

3. I once washed his balls.

I used to be a caddy at Augusta.

[Deep13]

4. not just women too...

...:( Damn my Scotch goggles!

[Lucian]

5. I once shined his wood.

[gmoney]

6. From what I've seen, he seems to have a definite physical "type"

And if you're not that type, you won't make the cut, most likely.

Odd thing is that it's the same type that Rush seems to marry, although Rush skews a few years older.

[LynneSin]

7. What type? Female and breathing?

:shrug:

[Captain Hilts]

9. Black women need not apply. nt

[Missy Vixen]

10. Me, either

Then again, he's not my type. I'm really into smart, thoughtful and funny, and he's none of the above...

:woohoo:

[joeybee12]

11. Technically, we didn't fall asleep...

:blush:

[av8rdave]

12. Not me...

Just a loner, I guess.

[tabbycat31]

13. not his type

plus I think his putter's been in way too many holes

[Giant Robot]

14. I pan on filing a discrimination lawsuit

He has not made any mention of a fling with me, and even though I am a married male, I would consider it for the amount of money he would throw my way invariably.

Tiger if you are reading this call me.

[joeybee12]

16. Joan Rivers sued Frank Sinatra for palimony for the money she would have gotten

by living with him IF he'd asked her.

[KamaAina]

15. Nope. Can't even score with Tiger.

Maybe there's an LPGA equivalent? :shrug: