Combine two bad movies to get one great movie

[Lethe]

Saw + Twilight: douchebag wannabe vampires get tortured to death (with cameo by Meyer)

Glen or Glenda + Kazaam: crossdressing genie gets record contract after rapping about angora sweaters, but almost loses it all in a slam dunk contest with rival MC Bela Lugosi

[XemaSab]

1. Sense and Sensibility + Titanic

Jane Austin's stock goes up in my book for killing off her whiny leads.

[Lethe]

6. Saw + Titanic!

Psychotic merchant marine forces trapped passengers into survival dilemmas as the ship is sinking.

[arcadian]

2. Lawrence of Arabia + Twilight:

Douchebag wannabe vampires burn up and turn to ash from exposure to the sun in the Arabian desert, Ottomans retreat.

[Lethe]

3. A River Runs Through It + Twilight

Teenage vampires decide to go flyfishing in Montana and subsequently die from exposure to running water.

[arcadian]

5. Jurassic Park + Dawn of the Dead + Twilight

Packs of zombified prehistoric velociraptors hunt and eat the brains of douche bag, teenage vampire wannabes.

[rcrush]

4. You mean this one?

[sarge43]

10. Yup. A guaranteed block buster. n/t

[begin_within]

7. Fargo + The Big Lebowski

A pregnant cop gives birth on a rug but then picks it up and shoves it through a wood chipper. Good times.

[baldguy]

11. He asked for *bad* movies.

Those are classics.

[CBHagman]

12. It does seem several people here are unclear on the concept.

Including the person who confused a English writer with a city in Texas. :eyes:

[begin_within]

14. Nope, I'm not unclear.

After watching both, I've put Fargo and The Big Lebowski in the "bad" bin. Sorry.

[begin_within]

15. They are bad movies.

Sorry.

[baldguy]

18. You probably hate baseball & puppies, too.

[phasma ex machina]

8. "Lost in Space" meets "Twilight" --> Sparkly spider Smith feasts on the Robinsons. nt

[sarge43]

9. Blade and Twilight n/t

[rug]

13. The Passion of the Christ + Dawn of the Dead:

Roman Empire thrown into turmoil as executed Christians return to seek revenge.

[rcrush]

21. Lead by their zombie leader?

[mitchum]

16. Mandingo + Caligula: crazed Roman emperor discovers that his wife...

bears the child of his prized horse

[JTG of the PRB]

17. "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier" and "Twilight"

Douchebag wannabe vampires have their starship captured by the charismatic Sybok, who uses it to head through the galactic barrier at the center of the galaxy. Douchebag wannabe vampires find the planet at the center of the galaxy, land their shuttle, and go to see "God" before getting blown up by Klingons.

[rcrush]

20. What does God need with a Sparkly Vampire Belly?

[Forkboy]

19. The American Godzilla + Pauly Shore's Biodome.

I see only good things resulting. Biodome and Shore trampled underfoot.

[kid a]

22. Gigli + Showgirls = Jennifer Lopez film comeback vehicle

[arcadian]

23. The English Patient + Twilight

Douchebag teenage vampire wannabe gets face burned off and dies heartbroken because his teenage vampire wannabe gal pal dies in a cave in the Sahara Desert. Hitler wins World War II.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

24. Tarantino's "Death Proof" and D. W. Griffiths' "Birth Of A Nation"

Death Proof for the visuals, Birth Of A Nation because IT IS A SILENT MOVIE and Tarantino's greatest failing as a director is that he has yet to master the art of STFU.

It started with the "Madonna Rap" in Reservoir Dogs, but it spun completely out of control in "Death Proof," where there are far too many over-amped, never ending monologues from the characters, mixed in with more closeups of feet that I've ever seen in any movie in my life.

:rofl:

[jmm]

25. Glitter + Gigli + From Justin to Kelly + The Blair Witch Project

Famous people or wanna be celebrities looking for a star vehicle and to capitalize on their media coverge get lost in the woods. They're never seen or heard from again.