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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-14-09 10:53 PM
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Real Amazon Book: WHAT ARE THESE STRAWBERRIES DOING ON MY NIPPLES?: I NEED THEM FOR THE FRUIT SALAD!
The Reviews alone are hilarious as hell:

http://www.amazon.com/WHAT-THESE-STRAWBERRIES-DOING-NIP...



152 of 163 people found the following review helpful:
A Helpful Guide, July 25, 2009
By M. Thompson
I had been trying to figure out how the strawberries got there after my frequent blackouts, and this book answered that question for me AND told me where to hide the bodies. Thanks Vanessa!

It would have been a five star rating, but it fails to explain the smell of brimstone whenever I open this book, or the man in clown makeup tied up in my basement. (Was the makeup there before I tied him up, or did I apply it? This question keeps me up at night) Still: if you have similar problems, this book is for you.
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-14-09 11:08 PM
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1. Here are the tags
wtf
amazon oddities
nipples
awesomeness
strawberries
clowns
t rex <----- ????
aphrodisia
forza

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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-15-09 12:06 AM
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2. I wonder sometimes now...
If things are written intentionally as memes, just to see what brilliance they stir up... or the world is just a funny place. :)
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-15-09 12:14 AM
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3. This thread is worthless.....
:yoiks:

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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-15-09 11:51 AM
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5. as the dallas cowpvssies
:hide:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-15-09 12:24 AM
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4. 1,698,679 with a bullet.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-16-09 08:51 AM
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6. Monday Morning kick
:kick:

because seriously - this is a funny read!
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someone08 Donating Member (1 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-25-09 03:41 PM
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7. WTF
Now there's a stupid website about this book:
www.whatarethesestrawberriesdoingonmynipples.com
Long ass domain name.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-25-09 03:45 PM
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8. Welcome to DU, someone08!
:hi:
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-25-09 05:48 PM
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9. even men occasionally need this:
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