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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-03-09 02:09 PM
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Fruit Bats Use Oral Sex To Prolong The Deed
Breaking News from MSNBC:

When they do their thing, female Chinese fruit bats add oral sex to get the males to prolong the act, scientists now find, suggesting the behavior confers evolutionary benefits. Scientists find the short-nosed fruit bat (Cynopterus sphinx) routinely engages in oral sex, the first time fellatio has been seen in adult animals other than humans.


Ooo yeah...That's what I'm talking about.

"We did not expect fellatio in fruit bats at the beginning," said researcher Libiao Zhang, a biologist at the Guangdong Entomological Institute in Guangzhou, China. "We were also surprised at how often it occurred."


You can have your Joann Pflug. I just want some of that sweet, sweet fruit bat lovin'

"Naturally, the bats copulated hanging upside-down."


Uh huh. Freaky. And if you follow the link, there ARE PICTURES!

Fruit Bat Sex
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-03-09 02:18 PM
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1. Whaaaa?
Shouldn't the males be servicing the females? :wtf:
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-03-09 02:24 PM
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4. Fruit Bats aren't all that enlightened....
Who knew?
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-03-09 03:38 PM
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10. Fruit Bats are into 68 - you do me and i owe you one.
:P
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-03-09 02:20 PM
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2. I hear some of them are fans of SMS
The male puts on a Manu Ginobili mask and they take it from there.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-03-09 02:21 PM
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3. Fruit Bats Use Oral Sex To Prolong The Deed.
So many of those words should not be found in the same sentence.
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-03-09 02:25 PM
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5. Republican Fruit Bats...
That's just one toke over the line.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-03-09 03:07 PM
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6. .
:patriot:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-03-09 03:20 PM
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7. I cross-posted this to E/E
:P
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-03-09 03:26 PM
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8. Well, this is IMPORTANT late-breaking news...
Much more interesting than that voting thingie that's going on today...
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Enrique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-03-09 03:36 PM
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9. the long-nose fruit bat has a harder time of it
;-)
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-03-09 04:57 PM
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12. Just what I was thinking.
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Common Sense Party Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-03-09 03:44 PM
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11. Fellating Fruit Bats would be a good name for a band.
Nah, on second thought, it wouldn't.
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