Hey, I'm writing my essay on DU and I need a list of George Bush mis-words like

[graywarrior]

misunderestimate. Can you help me?

[Individualist]

1. Do an internet search for bushisms. You'll find many, many examples.

[mix]

2. found this site

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm

[graywarrior]

3. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. My dear gray!

Hey, good luck with it!

I know you'll knock it out of the park, babe!

:hi:

[graywarrior]

5. I'm on a roll.

[madinmaryland]

6. You can fool a DUCK once, shame on you...

[mix]

7. ducks are foul

5-0!

[graywarrior]

9. Hey, I have not shown my bum here ever!

You sound like my mother and Sister Mary Gofuckyourself trying to shame me.

:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

8. Strategerie.

[graywarrior]

10. Oouu, good one!

[Dystopian]

11. Don't forget the poetry!

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

by George W. Bush
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize Society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!



Have fun!
:loveya:
peace~

[graywarrior]

13. LOL!

Where did you get that? It's hilarious!

[Dystopian]

15. Yay!

I googled the poem...knew it was in the Post...one of my favorites.
I didn't know that it was an actual cartoon!
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/comic-riffs/2009/01/the_bush_buh-bye_end_of_one_co.html

Glad you enjoyed! Good luck...sounds like an awesome and fun project...
Nobody tops * in idiocy!

peace~

[graywarrior]

17. Thanks, it made my guffaw.

[old mark]

19. Oh, that is just too much, " A pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity."

That this dimwit actually was president for 8 years leaves me speechless at the stupidity of this country.

mark

[Whisp]

12. Freeance Peeance ;)

[woo me with science]

14. "Stability-ites"

You know, those annoying people "who say you've just got to worry about stability." *

I think these are the same people who are often on the internets.

:rofl:

Bush addressing the Economic Club of New York, March 2008.
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*Full quote:

But I'm serious about this business about America retreating. And I've got great faith in the transformative power of liberty, and that's what I believe is going to happen in the Middle East. And I understand it undermines the argument of the stability-ites -- people who say, you just got to worry about stability. And I'm saying, we better worry about the conditions that caused 19 kids to kill us in the first place.

http://georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov/news/releases/2008/03/20080314-5.html

[Initech]

16. Is our children learning?

[graywarrior]

18. Is our teachers qualified?

I swear to god, some of them are there for the money and that's it.

[madinmaryland]

20. OB/GYN's practicing their love on their patients.

:yoiks:

[graywarrior]

21. Perfect!

[madinmaryland]

22. Veterinarians practicing their love on DUCKS!

Rick Santorum, maybe? "man-on-DUCK" Santorum??

:hide:

[graywarrior]

23. Bwahahahaha! I love your sick, sick mind.