Do you travel at light speed?

[LearnedHand]

Since I don't see photons zinging past me, I assume I do. :evilgrin:

[LearnedHand]

1. Aw, come on, guys! It's my first copycat thread.

How'd I do?

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. Your post exhibited so much red shift that it has taken this long to run it through

the computers and decode it. Give us a minute ;)

[LearnedHand]

6. Don't you have an Intel Dual Core yet?

:evilgrin:

(EXCELLENTLY funny reply) -- edited to fix fat-fingered spelling

[AsahinaKimi]

3. What the hell was that ...that went by???

oh.. its you!

[LearnedHand]

8. I slowed down long enough to finally get around to the replies

You guys are priceless! Funny funny.

[BlueJazz]

4. There once was a Lady, Quite Bright, who could travel much faster then Light..

She set out one day (in a relative way),
and came back the previous night.

[LearnedHand]

7. OMG, that's "brilliant"!!!

May I steal it?

[BlueJazz]

13. Sure..Of course

:)

[Zomby Woof]

5. I once made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs

[LearnedHand]

9. Well I did it in 10!

So there. :fistbump:

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. ...

:rofl:

"Don't get penis-y." -Family Guy

[liberaltrucker]

10. I tried once

But that damn E=MC2 thingie kept fucking things up.
As I approached light speed, the mass of my ship approached
infinity and I ran out of fucking fuel! I HATE it when that
happens!

:banghead:

[LearnedHand]

11. Well duh.

We just need a time machine, then, to circumvent the whole issue. Let's see. Jim Davies says that to make a time machine, your first need to make -- or find -- a black hole.

:rofl:

[liberaltrucker]

12. Thanks. I now have a headache

:rofl:

[nolabear]

15. I'm so fast I can flip the light switch and be under the covers before the room is dark.

Or at least that's what my father used to say he could do.