It's Halloween - which Chick Track should I hand out this year???

[LynneSin]

Poll question: It's Halloween - which Chick Track should I hand out this year???

[NewJeffCT]

1. I'd go for the bottom one

the witch & cauldron

[EOTE]

2. I like the one about Dungeons and Dragons.

Where the girl gets so obsessed with the game she ends up committing suicide when her character dies. I think there was something in there about the game being able to summon demons or something like that. I love me some chick tracts. So incredibly offensive, yet so hilarious.

[NewJeffCT]

3. As a D&D player, I love that one, too

"Blackleaf no"

[spiritual_gunfighter]

11. I lived that D&D Chick Tract

Well everything except Jesus saving me at the end. Hail Satan!!!

[NewJeffCT]

15. I'm sure you've seen the MST3K version of it?

with the boys mocking the strip ("2 women at the gaming table, no way that's real")

[EOTE]

17. Never. Is it available online?

I'd love to see that.

[NewJeffCT]

20. it's not a video clip

http://www.fecundity.com/darkdung/darkdung.php?page=1

[spiritual_gunfighter]

19. No I have never seen that I will see if it's on You Tube n/t

[Sebastian Doyle]

13. That one is classic hysterical stupidity.

Think I still have that one somewhere, and I found it in a phone booth back in the 80's.

(Right now there are probably people reading this, saying to themselves "What's a phone booth??")

[EOTE]

16. Here it is, for your enjoyment:

http://www.chick.com/READING/TRACTS/0046/0046_01.ASP

[Sebastian Doyle]

18. Ah yes, the "Christian" book burning scene

Because, of course, Jesus would have taken a page right out of Mein Kampf. :eyes:

[wysimdnwyg]

4. Does anyone make..

Is there an atheist version? That would SOOOOOO piss off my neighbors. :evilgrin:

[EndersDame]

5. Who Will Be Eaten First?

http://rubbersuitstudios.com/ptcct.htm

[Manifestor_of_Light]

6. Several of them are online.

http://www.betterthanfaith.com/tracts

http://sites.google.com/site/atheismtracts/20questions

http://sites.google.com/site/atheismtracts/america

http://www.normalbobsmith.com/free/flyers/gif.html

[jmowreader]

7. I vote for the Little Suzy Halloween tract

That's the one where Little Rotten Suzy, the eight-year-old whose fundamentalist grandfather lets her wear a ton of makeup to school, goes to the class Halloween party in a Santa suit.

[conscious evolution]

8. Have they been demonicly preyed over?

[Danger Mouse]

9. Just give them rocks. It'd be less insulting.

;)

[CreekDog]

10. Don't tell me he has an album!

:wtf:

[LostInAnomie]

12. The one where the people go to Hell for seemingly inconsequential things.

I think you should hand out Tijuana Bibles instead.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tijuana_bible

[ironflange]

14. Something Fishy!

http://www.luciferianliberationfront.org/sf.html

I think it would be fun to print up a bunch of these, then head for the parking lot of a big Evangelical church on a Sunday morning.

:evilgrin:

[cleveramerican]

21. Find some of those little chinese prayer books