Despite all my WAGE, I am still just a WAT in a cage...post one of your favorite songs, FUDD style.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

The world is a vampiwe, sent to dwain
Secret destwoyers, hold you up to the fwames
And what do I get for my pain?
Betwayed desires, and a piece of the game

(chorus)

Even though I know - I suppose I'll show
All my cool and cold-like old job
Despite all my wage I'm still just a wat in a cage (2x)
Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my wage I'm still just a wat in a cage

Now I'm naked, nothing but an animal
But can you fake it, for just one more show?
And what do you want, I want to change
And what have you got when you feel the same

(chorus)

(chorus 2)

Tell me I'm the only one
Tell me there's no other one
Jesus was an only son
Tell me I'm the chosen one
Jesus was an only son for you

(chorus)

(chorus 2)

Despite all my wage I'm still just a wat in a cage
Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my wage I'm still just a wat in a cage
And I still bewieve that I cannot be saved

[KamaAina]

1. Oh, but wuv gwows, whewe my Wosemawy goes

And nobody knows.. wi-ike me!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. That takes me farther back than I probably wanted to go this afternoon...

:rofl:

:toast:

[Iggo]

7. I'm a wucky fewah

And I'd wike to tewah

Dat I wuv huh endwesswee!

:rofl:

[KG]

3. Fiwer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irC9WUp94EM

[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. That IS a classic...

:rofl:

[jonnyblitz]

4. barney frank sounds like elmer fudd to me. nt

[Iggo]

6. Howsemen are dwawing neawah...

A wevah seat dey wide.

Dey come to take your wife. (Fuck Yeah!)

Outa the dead of night

Wil da fo' howsemen wide

So choose yow fate and die. (Oh yeahyeah!)

(EDIT: Wasn't Fudd enough. Fixed.)

[Capn Sunshine]

8. Wape Me

wape me
wape me, my fwiend
wape me
wape me again

i m not the onwy one , i m not the onwy one...

[Giant Robot]

9. I think David Bowie did the best Fudd

When he sang, "Let's Dance."

"Put on youw wed shoes and dance the bwues..."

[Heidi]

10. Famous Bwue Waincoat (Weonewd Cohen)

Famous Bwue Waincoat
It's fouw in the mowning, the end of decembew
I'm witing you now just to see if youwe bettew
New Yawk is cowd, but I wike whewe Im wiving
Dewe's music on Cwinton Stweet aww thwough the evening.

I heaw that you'we buiwding youw wittwe house deep in the desewt
You'we wivving fow nothing now, I hope you'we keeping some kind of wecowd.

Yes, and Jane came by wif a wock of youw haiw
She said that you gave it to hew dat night
that you pwanned to go cweaw
Did you evew go cweaw?

Ah, the wast time we saw you, you wooked so much owdew
Youw famous bwue waincoat was town at the shouwdew
You'd been to the station to meet evewy twain
And you came home without Wiwi Mawwene

And you tweated my woman to a fwake of youw wife
And when she came back she was nobodys wife.

Weww I see you thewe wif the wose in youw teeth
One mowe thin gypsy thief
Weww I see Jane's awake --

She sends hew wegawds.
And what can I teww you my bwothew, my kiwwew
What can I possibwy say?
I guess that I miss you, I guess I fowgive you
I'm gwad you stood in my way.

If you evew come by hewe, fow Jane ow fow me
Youw enemy is sweeping, and his woman is fwee.

Yes, and thanks, fow the twoubwe you took fwom hew eyes
I thought it was thewe fow good so I nevew twied.

And Jane came by wif a wock of youw haiw
She said that you gave it to hew
Dat night that you pwanned to go cweaw

[RandomThoughts]

11. Won wule... Stay in the light.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-itu1C5oB5I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAcLXQ1pv50

[Sebastian Doyle]

12. Kill the Wabbit!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLeOtRf6_1g

[dysfunctional press]

13. the wook of wuv....

When your world is full of stwange awangements

And gwavity wont pull you thwough

You know youre missing out on something

Well that something depends on you

All Im saying, it takes a wot to wuv you

All Im doing, you know its twue

All I mean now, theres one thing

Yes one thing that turns this gwey sky to bwue


Thats the wook, thats the wook

The wook of wuv


When your girl has weft you out on the pavement (goodbye)

Then your dreams faw apart at the seams

Your weason for wivings your weason for weaving

Dont ask me what it means


Whos got the wook? I dont know the answew to that question

Wheres the wook? if I knew I would tell you

Whats the wook? wook for your information

Yes theres one thing, the one thing that stiw hodes twue

(whats that? )


Thats the wook, thats the wook

The wook of wove


If you judge a book by the cover,

Then youd judge the wook by the wover

I hope youll soon recover,

Me I go from one extweme to another


And though my fwiends just might ask me

They say elmer maybe one day youll find twue love

I say maybe, there must be a sowution

To the one thing, the one thing, we cant find


Thats the wook, thats the wook

The wook of wove

Thats the wook, thats the wook

The wook of wove

[dysfunctional press]

14. bwinded by the white

Bwinded by the wight,
wevved up wike a deuce,
another wunner in the night
Bwinded by the wight,
wevved up wike a deuce,
another wunner in the night
Bwinded by the wight,
wevved up wike a deuce,
another wunner in the night
Madman drummers bummers,
Indians in the summer with a teenage dipwomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder, feewin' kinda older,
I tripped the mewwy-go-wound
With this very unpweasin', sneezin' and wheezin,
the cawwiope cwashed to the ground
The cawwiope cwashed to the ground
But she was...
Bwinded by the wight,

[blueboyjay09]

15. it takes two

now i wanna wok wite now, im wob base and i came to get down. im not internationally wown but im wown to wok da micraphown cuz I get stupid, i mean outwages, step to me if your contagious......it takes two to make things go WHITE! It takes two to make it out of site! etc......

[dbt]

16. This Cwassic Fwom Patsy Cwine:

I'm cwazy,
Cwazy fo feewin' so wonewy,
Cwazy,
Cwazy fo feewin' bwue--ooo...

(Witten, of couse, by Wiwwie Nelson)

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[av8rdave]

17. Counting Bwue Cars

Must of been mid afternoon
I could tell by how far the child's shadow stwetched out and
He walked with a purpose
In his sneakers, down the stweet
He had, many questions
Like childwen often do
He said,
Tell me all your thoughts on God?
Tell me am I vewy far?

Must of been wate afternoon
On our way the sun broke fwee of the cwouds
We count only bwue cars
Skip the cwacks, in the stweet
And ask many questions
Like childwen often do
We said,

Tell me all your thoughts on God?
'Cause I would weawy like to meet her.
And ask her why we're who we are.
Tell me all your thoughts on God,
Cause I am on my way to see her.
So tell me am I vewy far -
Am I vewy far now?

Its getting cold picked up the pace
How our shoes make hard noises in this pwace
Our cwothes are stained
We pass many, cwoss eyed people
And ask many questions
Like childwen often do

Tell me all your thoughts on God?
'Cause I would weawy like to meet her.
And ask her why we're who we are.
Tell me all your thoughts on God?
'Cause I am on my way to see her.
So tell me am I vewy far?
Am I vewy far now
Am I vewy far now
Am I vewy far now

[peekaloo]

18. Jewemy

At home
Dwawing pictuwes
Of mountain tops
With him on top
Lemon yellow sun
Awms waised in a V
Dead lay in pools of mawoon below
Daddy didn't give attention
To the fact that mommy didn't cawe
King Jewemy the wicked
Wuled his world
Jewemy spoke in class today
Jewemy spoke in class today
Cleawly I wemembew
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a hawmless little fuck
But we unleashed a lion
Gnashed his teeth
And bit the wecessed lady's bweast
How could i fowget
He hit me with a suwprise left
My jaw left huwtin
Dwopped wide open
Just like the day
Like the day i heawd
Daddy didn't give affection
And the boy was something mommy wouldn't weaw
King jewemy the wicked
Wuled his world
Jewemy spoke in class today
Jewemy spoke in class today
Twy to fowget this...
Twy to ewase this...
Fwom the blackboawd.

[Heidi]

19. Amewigo Vespucci, you waskewy wabbit!!!

You have wuined many of my favewit songs wiff this phrwed. :weep:

[The2ndWheel]

20. Lashing out the action, weturning the weaction

Weak are wipped and torn away
Hypnotizing powew, cwushing all that cowew
Battewy is here to stay

Smashing thwough the boundawies
Lunacy has found me
Cannot stop the battewy
Pounding out aggwession
Tuwns into obsession
Cannot kill the battewy
Cannot kill the family
Battewy is found in me
Battewy

Cwushing all deceivews, mashing non-believews
Nevew ending potency
Hungwy violence seekew, feeding off the weakew
Bweeding on insanity

Circle of destwuction, hammew comes cwushing
Powewhouse of enewgy
Whipping up a fuwy, dominating fluwwy
We cweate the battewy

[Deep13]

21. Um wolling thunda. Um pouwing wain.

Um comin on wike a huwwicaine.

White lightnin fwashes acwoss the sky.
You're onwy young, but you're gonna die.

huh-huh-huh-huh.

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

22. Wooting Fow The Bad Guy (The Wildhearts)

Wyle E. Coyote, Cybewmen
Tony Montana, Yosemite Sam
Sylvestew the Cat, The Twiffids, The Fly
Put 'em in lights, put 'em in lights

Falcon Eddie, Doctor Phibes
Captain Hook, Fwankenstein
Chupacabwa, Bonnie & Clyde.
Put 'em in lights, put 'em in lights.

Hewe in the dawk while the hewo is cheewed
I give my heawt when the villain appeaws

(Chowus)
I wanted Tweety Pie cwucified
I'm wooting fow the bad guy
I wanted Thundewbiwds Kentucky Fwied
I'm wooting fow the bad guy

Zombies, Jaws and Mystewons
Fu Manchu and Mistew Buwns
Poison Ivy, Mistew Hyde
Put 'em in lights, put 'em in lights.

Do I get extra credit for a song the mentions Wyle E. Coyote, Yosemite Sam, Silverster the Cat and Tweety??? :evilgrin:

[madinmaryland]

23. Paging Aristus: I'd like to here Elmer Fudd's Shakespeare Thought of the Day!

:D

[mitchum]

24. Any song by RHCP. Keidis always sounds like Elmer Fudd when "singing"

[elehhhhna]

25. "Thewe goes my hewo"