Paging Forkboy, re: Moon bombing. (dial-up warning)

[Call Me Wesley]

I was further observing the moon after the 500 rigatoni cold-hydrogen-neutrino (Mark IV!) missile-bomb from NASA blew a new hole in it to crack it open and see if there's a pot of maple syrup (according to the theories of Dr. Hoagland, Esq. and Dr. von Braun) inside.

Of course, they killed the camera too by crashing it also, so that no evidence can be watched live on any NASA channel by innocent bystanders who still wonder if there is actually a moon, since nobody ever landed on it, there can't be one - otherwise, Columbus would have landed on it!
Good concept, but I already had my 12mm/.2ft Polaroid telescope aimed at the impact site and was - even it was cloudy and rainy here, today - able to shoot a few pictures of the area. You can guess my surprise after the three minutes I had to wait for the Polaroids to develop. Wewll, since there are three pictures, I had to wait nine minutes, to be scientific precise.

And since a word is better than thousand swords and one or two or even three pictures mightier than my Crayola, here are the pictures. I think we're all doomed. I apologize for the bad quality, but I got my telescope from eBay, and it was used and lacking the lenses, so I had to fix it with an old magnifying glass, because there was no money-back warranty:

[Blue-Jay]

1. Baahahaha!

[Call Me Wesley]

2. It's not funny!

Here's another one I snapped with my Polaroid-telescope, now see if you can laugh about this one ...

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. ...

:D

[Call Me Wesley]

4. ;)

You know what, I'd like to have your photobucket account. ;)

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. Dig in, it's all free!

[denbot]

5. Ahhhh...

The DU of old. Nice post Harpo!

[Call Me Wesley]

7. Glad you like!

How goes? :hi:

[denbot]

11. Hey t here CMW

I'm doing OK, other then some upper G.I. (gallbladder) crap, sucks getting old. Give my regards to Heidi.

[Call Me Wesley]

12. Will gladly give the reagards,

and good vibes for you from this old geezer. :hi:

[KG]

8. Spice....

[Call Me Wesley]

9. Spice?

No, that's Dune, left of the center of the Milky Way, upper right. There's no sand worms in our galaxy. Just water 'n dust.

;)

[Sky Masterson]

10. Holy MoonZilla!!!

:rofl: :thumbsup:

[Call Me Wesley]

13. Is this what it is?

I couldn't tell, I was just getting the pictures and found this. But you know the old proverb:
"When the moon hits you eye like a big Godzilla pie, That's amore ..."

Or so I've heard ...

[Sky Masterson]

14. So sez the Dean-osaur

:D

[Call Me Wesley]

16. Good thing I didn't post my picture

I have from Cydonia on Mars ...

[Sky Masterson]

18. You found a hidden Shadow base on Mars...

I'll notify the whitestar fleet


Awesome pic!

[tigereye]

15. nice one, CMW!

:hi:

[Call Me Wesley]

17. Thank you!

:hi: back atcha!

[kedrys]

19. ROFLMAO!!!!!

Nice dig at R. Hoagland too! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

But if there was maple syrup on the moon, we'd know about it, eh. :P

[Call Me Wesley]

22. There's maple syrup on the moon???!!!

WOW!

Gotta love Hoagland. Now hear this: The face on Mars just turned into a hexaquadrigal hyperdimensionic :P

[Forkboy]

20. LOL....I knew there was something fishy going on.

And I knew it wasn't the contents of my apple crumble this time. That Godzilla turns up in the wackiest places. :rofl:

Way to work in Hoagland, too! :)

This post just made m day. :hi:

[Call Me Wesley]

21. I love Hoagland.

He lost me a bit in a hyperdimensional tunnel (he took the wrong turn, so a Haunebu IV had to get him back,) but other than that, I always enjoy his website and his deep insights and use of the photoshop hue filters!

Because he's a rocket scientist like I am, and I'll show you my rocket right here:


Too bad I can't find a decent Godzilla mesh ... :hi:

[Forkboy]

23. I used to read his website all the time.

I loved it, mostly for laughs, but it was still interesting in a WTF? kind of way. Same with the old Cyberspace Orbit website.

I used to have a good Godzilla mesh, one that could be posed enough to actually use, but it's long gone and the site I got it from is a distant memory. This one here that you're using is fairly useless. I tried a bunch of things with it to no avail. I can ungroup the model and try posing it, but the joints are too messed up to fix in post op. :)

I did these with the old mesh.











(yes, there was even a Ghidorah mesh....sigh, good times, my friend, good times....)

[Call Me Wesley]

24. Yeah, the one I used

I can't even smooth out, and I didn't even bother with the joints. But I've seen some good meshes, but these darn elitist modelers never give them away or sell them. Like these gems:
http://www.ironsky.net/site/
Where the Haunebus are based on this mesh by a Russian artist:
http://www.rusring.net/~levin/levin3d/haunebu.htm

And he made also this:
http://www.rusring.net/~levin/levin3d/dz.htm

And, drum roll, this gem:
http://www.rusring.net/~levin/k7/k777.htm

Nice pics you posted! That really looks like the original Godzilla!

[AllenVanAllen]

25. Did someone say Ghidorah?!!!!

I FUCKING HATE THAT GUY!!!!! AAAAAARRRRRRUNNNNGGGG!!!!!!

[Call Me Wesley]

26. My my, look what the bombing of the moon has brought out!

:rofl: