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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 11:45 PM
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My wife is naked and spread eagle on the bed with no covers on.
After 25 years, you know when someone is really sleeping and needs to be. That's why I'm down here eating a bowl of cereal and posting on DU instead of banging her fucking brains out. Her alarm goes off at 5:07. I already prepared the coffee machine.

These are things most people don't understand when they are 25.



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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 11:50 PM
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1. I bet the real reason is
she'd beat the crap out of you if you woke her up
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 11:54 PM
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2. No, but not beyond possible.
She's testing in February for her 3rd Degree black belt rank. She's 4'11", all of 98 lbs, and can kick the shit out of anyone I've ever known.

She's just wiped out and passed out. If she has rolled over when I go up (which is soon, since I finished my cereal), I'll give her a back rub.

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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 11:56 PM
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3. When she sees this thread that'll probably happen anyway.
:rofl:
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 01:10 AM
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4. This thread is useless...
without knowing what kind of cereal you're eating.
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 08:44 AM
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5. Locking.
Please do not start sex threads on Democratic Underground.

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