Woman arrested after assaulting baby with milk

[Ian David]

Police say the woman remained stoic when confronted with the spilled milk
By adamg - Tue, 09/22/2009 - 3:39pm.

A Hyde Park woman was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct and disturbing the peace after, police say, she poured milk all over a neighbor and the neighbor's infant daughter and car:

Officers observed milk on the staircase and in front of the suspect's door. Officers also noticed the one-year-old child to be covered with, what appeared to be, milk.

Andreka Wilson, 31, of Hyde Park, will also be charged with assault and battery, police say. Police did not speculate on why she got milk and attacked her neighbor with it.

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If only I had a photo of the fight scene in "The Big Bus" where they're fighting with "broken milk cartons."

[Cronus Protagonist]

1. No sense in crying over spilt milk

I know, you thought that too... hehe

[YOY]

2. Clearly a hate crime!

I call lactose intolerance!!!

[Orrex]

7. You totally stole that joke from me

...48 seconds before I had the chance to post it.

[flvegan]

3. Cereal killers use milk in their crimes.

She needs to be carefully watched.

[WatchWhatISay]

11. My 30 year old son actually worried about that when he was about 5 years old

One day he asked, "Do cereal killers kill you when you are eating your cereal?"

[ezgoingrl]

4. Sounds like

someone's lactose intolerant to me.

[POAS]

5. Udder nonsense! n/t

[SeattleGirl]

6. Holy cow! All that spilled milk!

I'll bet Bossy won't be happy when she hears about it!

[Forkboy]

8. Got Assault?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. Clearly, this act was pre-mooditated.

[appamado amata padam]

10. Assaulted a baby?

Is some kind of "violent whack-job" chemical being added to our water, or what?

[customerserviceguy]

12. Looks like

others have milked this for all it's worth...

[Ready4Change]

13. Yah, it's just getting cheezy now.

[customerserviceguy]

16. You're just saying that

to butter me up!

[EmeraldCityGrl]

14. This is the fourth story in the last two weeks of

strangers assaulting toddlers. The guy in the Walmart that spanked the baby, the Cracker Barrel assault were the guy slammed the young girl with the door.
I know there was another one. WTF is happening to people?

[positrac]

15. Boy howdy, talk about lactose intolerant