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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:24 PM
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Poll question: I TOLD you yesterday wasn't the Rapture
(the website announcing it http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm has taken down the notice)

I guess it's time I started taking this Anti-Christ thing serious and set some sort of a date.

I'm open to suggestions or choose one below.

It has to be after Friday 'cause that's my shrink appointment.

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:27 PM
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1. Hmmm...
Astronomical signs prove 100% that the ending of the 7-year tribulation period is at the end of 2015!



Therefore, the beginning of the 7-year Tribulation period starts by FALL 2009!


Ummm, math fail anyone?
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:46 PM
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2. Rapture is easy to explain.
That's the day God FINALLY gets so pissed off at the right wing idiots that he sends them all buses for a teaparty and gets them the fuck out of here so the rest of us can get on with reality. FOX goes away at the same moment.

If that isn't Rapture, I don't know what is.

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astral Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 12:19 AM
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3. The rapture's come and gone
we are the ones left behind

there will be much wailing gnashing of teef

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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 12:44 AM
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4. December 21, 2012
Fuck what the fundagelicals say, I'm saying the Mayans called it right. And just in case, I'm not doing any early Xmas shopping that year.
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