Sex by the meter costly

[jakeXT]

Sex by the meter costly


Friday, September 18, 2009

A DRUNK footballer's loudly simulated sex with a parking meter has been recounted in Cairns Magistrates' Court.

He then made racial slur against a passerby - the final straw for police.

Adam Michael Kelly, 25, of Smithfield, spent the night in the watch-house after his offensive performance and was fined $150 in court yesterday for causing a public nuisance.

Police were called to a disturbance at the corner of Shields and Abbott streets on August 31 about 8.40pm and found Kelly dry-humping a parking meter and yelling out: "Yeah baby, you know you want it."

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http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2009/09/18/64575_local...

[TK421]

1. Note that the parking meter is unable to say no or joke about the size of his dick

aside from being inebriated...I guess there are plenty of jokes to be made about this one

[jakeXT]

2. He was lucky it wasn't from Blade Runner

whilst written in tiny print on the parking meters was "WARNING - DANGER! You Can Be Killed By Internal Electrical System If This Meter Is Tampered With". Also written on the parking meters was the rate - 1 minute parking cost $3.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083658/trivia

[TK421]

3. One of my all-time favorite movies.....a classic

[petronius]

5. If he's able to get it into a parking meter, then

I don't think the joke even needs to be written...

[TK421]

6. lol!

you got a point there!

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. Correct change only.