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jakeXT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 07:05 PM
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Sex by the meter costly
Sex by the meter costly


Friday, September 18, 2009

A DRUNK footballer's loudly simulated sex with a parking meter has been recounted in Cairns Magistrates' Court.

He then made racial slur against a passerby - the final straw for police.

Adam Michael Kelly, 25, of Smithfield, spent the night in the watch-house after his offensive performance and was fined $150 in court yesterday for causing a public nuisance.

Police were called to a disturbance at the corner of Shields and Abbott streets on August 31 about 8.40pm and found Kelly dry-humping a parking meter and yelling out: "Yeah baby, you know you want it."

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http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2009/09/18/64575_local...
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 07:14 PM
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1. Note that the parking meter is unable to say no or joke about the size of his dick
aside from being inebriated...I guess there are plenty of jokes to be made about this one
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jakeXT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 08:57 PM
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2. He was lucky it wasn't from Blade Runner


whilst written in tiny print on the parking meters was "WARNING - DANGER! You Can Be Killed By Internal Electrical System If This Meter Is Tampered With". Also written on the parking meters was the rate - 1 minute parking cost $3.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083658/trivia
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:18 PM
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3. One of my all-time favorite movies.....a classic
:D
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:20 PM
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5. If he's able to get it into a parking meter, then
I don't think the joke even needs to be written...

:)
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:32 PM
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6. lol!
:rofl: you got a point there!
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:19 PM
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4. Correct change only.
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