Builders flee naked blonde woman

[jakeXT]

A group of builders in Vienna fled their site after a naked blonde woman ran after them, it has been claimed.

According to RealItatea, the woman scared off the construction workers when she rushed after them and shouted: "Who wants me?"

One builder reportedly said: "We like to chat up girls as they walk past - it's a tradition.

"But this woman was too much to handle and we just ran and hid until the police got here. No-one liked to think what would happen if she caught one of us."

Police spokesman Mario Hejl said: "It turned out no-one wanted her. The woman was detained and was put under a doctor's care."

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/a177681/builders-flee-n...

[MajorChode]

1. Kinda like dogs that chase cars, no?

[jakeXT]

2. they have a picture on the website, I wonder what would have happened if she looked different

[MajorChode]

12. They were making suggestive remarks to her first...

from what I gathered from the story.

[Hubert H. Hubert]

3. This thread is useless without pics

Wait, I just visited the website... Never mind.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

4. No guts, no glory.

[VladPutin]

5. You mean not one guy....

.....would take one for the team? jeeesh.....

[Deja Q]

6. Maybe they were all sexually assaulted when they were 14...

I was...

[jakeXT]

11. But you didn't date your mom on Myspace ?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. Kind of curious that the author of the article had to mention the woman's hair color.

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. To closely paraphrase the John Cusak film: "Traitors!"

[liberaltrucker]

9. Actually, she's rather attractive

But that's just me. A couple of ex wives tends to cloud one's perception.
Not to mention a couple of drinks.

[Moondog]

10. Middle-aged women need love too.

There will come a day when some of you younger guys will think she doesn't look bad at all. And when that day comes, if she isn't actively crazed at that particular moment, she might turn you down for being less than the paragon of male wonderfulness. Everything is relative. What goes around comes around. And so on and so forth. So gather ye rosebuds while ye may. Etc.

Give the lady a break. Jump her bones. The karma you improve may be your own.

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. Well said. n/t

[petronius]

14. I think they should be expelled from the union, lose any professional certifications

they may hold, and have their Man Cards torn up and burnt in a solemn kegger (at which they will have to drink only wine coolers). Pathetic...